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bumblesnuff.bsky.social
Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. He/They.
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It’s always a good day to remind people

If I can handle 5 priority projects worth millions/yr in 50h/wk and make only $80k/yr, this fuckwad president can negotiate two wars/wk with billions of dollars of resources and entire departments for $200k+/yr. Fucking clownshow of a presidency and government.

I am BEYOND excited by the hardback proofs of Bones & Betrayals: Silence of the Dead. This looks gloriously delicious! @ericamarks.bsky.social @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social

This is how it’s done. Now, do every day until he’s yanked from behind the Resolute desk.

Typically the most straightforward, least convoluted explanation tends to be the real one. That said, it might very well be that someone stole a police car or had police emergency lights, had a police uniform, looked like a police officer, and used all of this to assassinate someone covertly.

A genuinely scary movie, because we all know of someone just like Harry Powell.

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

Finding it difficult to be optimistic given everything that is happening in the world, the Facism, and the grind of taking on a fired colleague’s entire workload on top of my own because of Capitalism. The only thing keeping me afloat is my Companion and our pup. Tired.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Learn to spot an op. Other tells: - Favouring an area of their body. People who don’t routinely hide things on themselves subconsciously do things to check that area. - Near-constant area scan. - Mumbling to themselves (throat mic). Use these folks as an indicator of what the cops are planning.

See this number? Definitely don’t spam this number, sign it up for Cat Facts, use an AI service and a number spoofer to doxx known ICE agents to the reporting system, or anything nefarious. That would be… wrong?

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Finally, scientifically valid snark.

My Canadian university, Queen's, is offering TWENTY 4-year funded PhDs (40k CAD/yr) for a student of ANY citizenship who has been accepted at a top 100 US university but have had offer rescinded OR are reconsidering offer due to US policy. Details found here👇 www.queensu.ca/grad-postdoc...

My typical agender energy.

Protect yourselves. I have lost hearing in my left ear from a stun grenade on basic training - wear earplugs if the rounds start coming. I have been CS gassed - flush with water, wear a respirator with organics filters. You get one pair of eyes - ballistic or safety glasses. Lace-up/tape shoes.

OPSEC, especially online and through any other electronic means. It is *so* easy to intercept. You know jack shit about shit (respectfully), and it’s always a great day to STFU (respectfully).

🤫🤫🤫 I wish I could tell you how to bypass paywalls with simple programming steps that anyone could do. I am not authorized to post the following meme.

Rather on the nose, no?

Delicious, if true. More delicious if Carney keeps those elbows up.

this is the best day since Four Seasons Total Landscaping

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

This. This, all day, every day, and double on days that end in “Y”. Keep it non-violent, fully recorded, and *angry*. Fuck Nazis. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trumpists and MAGA.

“I don’t like reading, it’s too hard—” listen to me. if a Jack Russell terrier can not only read the classics but also ENJOY them so much that he feels moved to perform them in costume, and find in them constant application to events in his life, so can you.

Early rumors are that up to 40 Russian strategic bombers were destroyed in one of the most audacious operations I’ve ever seen. Get fucked, Vlad.

A-MAZING

"They can’t do that, can they, all this stuff they’ve been doing since the fire? Surely, we have emergency brakes to stop these kinds of things. Someone will intervene. I would look into who that is supposed to be exactly, but this glockenspiel isn’t going to tune itself."

Bears a certain resemblance to the newspaper that used AI to give us the 2025 Summer Reading list. Damned if Andy Weir’s “The Last Algorithm” wasn’t the best on the (nonexistent) list.

Verizon Commercial: Can you hear me now? Us: Yes, because you’re about +125 dBu more than the content we were enjoying

What's everyone wearing to the Bluesky living funeral?

At some point, we have to assume that Elon Musk isn’t necessarily a rocket scientist.

Dwight Schrute-looking motherfucker making a claim that they need plagiarism to survive. Get fucked, Clegg.

"Come on, baby, I know I said you were worthless and I didn't need you and I made jokes about leaving you nonstop, but I swear I'm a nice guy, baby, gimme a second chance, pleeeease" globalnews.ca/news/1119560...

*Stares at Elon’s post in qualified, certified engineer* *Blinks* *Stares at Elon’s post as a physicist* *Blinks* God, what an insufferable, idiotic motherfucker.

And only Luigi is being charged with murder