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bunksteve.bsky.social
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is it just me or is this just a really long-winded way of saying “we are fully embracing sociopathy”?

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“you shouldn’t have cried wolf so much!” screamed the naked emperor

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“i don’t see the fascist dogwhistles” is the new “i don’t see color”

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he never dared open is eyes. until one day he did. immediately declaring he had discovered the sun

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*buying a pack of Zig Zag cones* clerk: party tonight? me: nah man i got six tiny dogs at home who all just had surgery

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it helps if you know nothing and never think

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“you know what this group of rag-tag trust fund kids is missing? the weird one! anybody here an anti-vaxxer?”

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please note the amount of well-funded AI companies who are working towards solving human greed

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muffin flavored yogurt for gluten allergies we live in hell this is what hell is ohmyfuckinggodddfd and the yogurt flavored muffins offer a wonderful ba

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feels like life would have somehow been easier if i had just learned how to do a kick-flip.

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i’m housebroken. not in a behavioral way. more like in a wicked witch of the east way.

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we need a stronger phrase than “fucknuts batty-watty” to describe the next decade or so.

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the muppets on the cover of rolling stone: thread

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laughed for the first time in days thanks to this

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The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

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rip to david lynch and bob uecker

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do ninjas make a good living? or is it one of those living foot to mouth type deals?

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frankie “parmesan nipples” pappalardo was not the most well-known gangster. intentional on his part due to his godawful, dumb nickname.

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her: do that thing I like me: buys cheese

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Wallace & Gromit-ass Community Note

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snake oil salesman more like snake molester get that motherfucker!!!

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doctor: good news. we’ve upgraded his condition from “down with the sickness” to “you mother, get up” family: *sigh of relief*

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rejected garbage pail kids: -uti terry -dickcheese curtis -pitshits ptolemy -luke kemia -shartin barton -pickledick mcgruff -hymen broken on a fence post francine -noodle nips narry -fppppppppppptttt -kevin -asscheek pimple poppin perry -dickrot ducky -upton sinclair junior -fuckfuckFUCKKK

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to the members of the western Ingalls pot luck society: we ran some tests and it turns out ethel’s ambrosia was spiked with mdma. i think it’s best we all just forget what happened that night. for the sake of our community and mental health. also we had to burn the couch.

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[at the altar] *leans in for a kiss* Priest: the bride, sir

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🎶super catted on the couch and feeling kinda cozy when you hear their trilling purrs the world seems rather rosy if you’re feeling extra brave you boop them on the nosey supper catted on the couch and feeling kinda cozy🎶

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airplane: I AM MARVEL OF AERONAUTICAL DESIGN! I BEND PHYSICS TO MY WILL AND SPIT INTO THE FACE OF NATURE a single goose: lol fuck you

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129,000 years ago: a Neanderthal man inhales, draining his sinuses to the back of his mouth, before launching the first loogie in history to the astonishment of his male peers

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lego calvin and hobbes

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hold on… the black pit of despair has a waiting list now?!?

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Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

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i hope matt gaetz uses the power of the doj to find the witch who stole his real face

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if you’re wondering how all of this started: somebody fed strom thurmond after midnight and it’s been all downhill after that

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me: *hits the button* the machine: *gives me an attention pellet*

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that magical time of year when the air is crisp and filled with the smell of smoke and the screams of the lumberjack whose tree you just set on fire

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Coronet vos Deus, Bluesky.

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okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies 1. Dr. Schlepowicz 2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow 3. Vaginapussy 4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed 5. Space Jam 2

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