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Vance has total Walter Peck energy 🤢

Just discovered my husband has cut the kitchen roll in half with a bread knife to ā€œmake it go furtherā€ šŸ¤” Times ain’t that hard…

Worn one of the kids hats today which apparently has made me look like The Edge on the school run

Sent a heartfelt message to my mum and my sausage fingers and autocorrect have teamed up to sign it off with ā€œlove you Evertonā€ (everything)

I wonder if anyone in Africa is walking round smelling of Lynx Middlesbrough.

What’s it is called when someone is serving up cauliflower cheese and spoons all the immense cheesy burnt bits for themselves and dishes out the anaemic remains to everyone else?

Soup. I’m only using you for your croutons. Sorry. See also Salad.

please enjoy this tree singing showtunes

Someone has been drawing the occasional heart in the frost on my Dad’s wheelie bin lid. He has theories.

I just want a satsuma.

I’ll wager the dregs of everyone’s Heroes tubs looks a lot like this

New highlighter purchased. Radio Times…let’s be ā€˜avin ya <cracks knuckles>

Not me singing the crescendo part of Goldeneye a la Tina in the kitchen when the Evri delivery driver knocked on the back door…

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Channel 4 showing that they don't fuck about on Christmas Day

My new mug rules. The mug envy on Teams calls is palpable.