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burmingtonspinch.bsky.social
Just a silly guy
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I told shawty she was the LeBron James of my love life

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up pissed off because my grandma was a bitch in my dream and now I have to go see her today, is this how women feel?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Taking a little time to count little blessings this morning 🫶

submitted 70 days ago • 70 comments

Not me jumping to conclusions but we ballin 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

What are the determining factors to having a girlfriend?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the only one who can save the Canadian economy

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your cash app? I’m tryna request enough to get a quarter pounder WITH cheese

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I need you to gangalang on my dangalang before I end it all fine shyt

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Cuuuhriipppp

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Sup finnashawty, you tryna learn what beast mode feels like?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the Walmart parking lot off 3 fent patches, a rhino pill and a raw onion thinking about you

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

This gloobaglib will make your smut feel like a picture book

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna start posting my one liners here

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses

submitted 82 days ago • 50 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 59 comments

BREAKING: ULM and former Oklahoma QB General Booty has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, @PeteNakos_ reports. WE SALUTE 🫡 YOU GENERAL BOOTY

submitted 83 days ago • 55 comments

the united health CEO shooting happened on december 4th. the last time haliey welch posted on any of her social media was december 4th. do you see the pattern

submitted 82 days ago • 100 comments

No distractions.. We gotta pay attention to the background noise...

submitted 82 days ago • 147 comments

Sharing music is top tier. Just learning about each other through the music interest is a type of intimacy I love.

submitted 82 days ago • 63 comments

I be shooting shots you couldn’t even start to comprehend taking

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

How is it even possible that they released another Juice WRLD album? Let the man die 😭

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I yearn for the guangdong tigers

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments