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"he's a whiz with gizmos" PDX native Senior Software Quality Engineer food enthusiast Agnostic Leftist Multi Instrumentalist opinionated optimist
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Trump is refusing to release the guest list of his pay-to-pay crypto dinner, as his press secretary Karoline Leavitt argues that the dinner is in his “personal time." Personal time that brought in $147,586,796.41. https://trib.al/G1YaVZO

BREAKING: After Giving Endless Platforms to Fascists and Willingly Helping to Spread Fascist Propaganda, Mainstream Media Outlets Insist That They Don’t Know How Fascism Could Have Possibly Risen to Power

I didn't know why this makes sense in my head, but Righteous Gemstones and GTA occupy the same world.

Happy birthday to me, handsome and talented Lee Pace and Buzz Osborne of the Melvins specifically.

In my natural habitat

It me. I'm in this post.

having been in many rooms where protests are initially orchestrated, i can say sights like this are a highly desired outcome. protests are inherently theatrical & part of that is triggering state actors to unwittingly adopt the role they were born to play.

One of Becky Barrow’s hopes as a mother was to pass on her love of reading, so a gift idea has now become a family tradition

Featured story: “The evidence linking James Rodden to the online accounts in question is strong, with significant biographical consistencies spanning over a decade. … The depth of the investigation leaves little room for doubt.”

I really should learn that I get just stoned enough at night to be absolute dogshit at the puzzles in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Gotta play this sober.

Why I love all this music

A true win for the weird anxious goths amongst us 🖤🖤🖤

When Mike Myers wore his "Canada Is Not For Sale" t-shirt on SNL, he mouthed a secret code: "elbows up." It's a reference to the great Gordie "Mr. Elbows" Howe who punished those that messed with his team. You heard him Canada: elbows up. If anyone asks why, tell them that Mike Myers sent you.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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None of y'all are smart enough to have decent ideas about what's really going on in Severance. Myself included.

Not much is as satisfying as finally figuring out the config options between your fancy TV, fancy AV receiver, your gaming systems and the Philips Hue sync box for lighting effects, where I'm able to get 4k, 120hz VRR gaming in Dolby Vision/HDR, Dolby Atmos sound AND the hue dynamic lighting..

Did anyone else die every 60 seconds playing through The Last of Us for the first time or do I just really suck at these kinds of games? Feels like playing a souls like where I just die until I randomly win, no matter how sneaky, or what weapon I equip. Makes me not want to keep playing

I finished Avowed. I got the best possible ending I could probably do on a first run. It's good. I enjoyed myself plenty. Will I play through again? Probably not until some major DLC, if any It's basically just RPG Doom Eternal, which is fine. Recommend. 8/10

If you didnt see Rachel lay into MSNBC tonight for their poor decisions, watch this

Like, I despise E Musk, but dunking on him by referencing ketimine is real like, DARE kid square behavior. You sound like narcs. You sound like hacks. There's plenty of other stuff to use to dunk on that fool without the K part. Ted Talk, out.

Like, I despise E Musk, but dunking on him by referencing ketimine is real like, DARE kid square behavior. You sound like narcs. You sound like hacks. There's plenty of other stuff to use to dunk on that fool without the K part. Ted Talk, out.

My phrase for the year. "Cool, that still sucks though. Fix it."

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Imagine a world where all the energy used up by hot takes and quirky quips and try-hard virality was pointed towards avoiding American fascism in a deliberate, functional way..

I haven't been able to trust a single fart this week.

I haven't been able to trust a single fart this week.

A seven layer dip that’s enchiladas on top of more enchiladas

I realize there are many people for whom my heart in a blender posts make them want to put their phone in a blender and that really puts my fuckin heart in a blender

This means he did his job 👍

God didn't have anything to do with your football game you weird dumb nerds

Why is everything so aggressively boring now?

instead of kicking for the extra point there should be a panel of judges grading how cute their little touchdown dance was

Tom Brady is so bad at this. He just talked about himself for 5 minutes straight and it had nothing to do with anything going on in the game we're all watching.

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

me omw to ruin someone’s whole week

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

that’ll do it.

Y'all, I'm a pretty hard lefty, and I love my hybrid jeep. No bootlicking commercial is going to change my mind

Absolutely not.

I can't wait to see this go to 30 unanswered points. The AFC must have really been a joke this year if this was the best they got.

Countdown to massive layoffs across multiple industries because all costs will be passed down to consumers