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Dear agent, it’s me, burned out crone. @signifynothing on tiktok! https://www.tiktok.com/@signifynothing?_t=8rHr8G4Ares&_r=1
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Joining club wellbutrin. Please clap.

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In the next phase of my career, I would like to be a nepo-baby. Please send opportunities my way.

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Am i always sleepy? Is it winter? Is it depression?

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It’s a metaphor but so real

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Oh yeah my anxiety has receded thanks to lexapro, so my depression has decided it’s time to come stay. Very cool.

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“Please upgrade to business plan to see our AI’s non-verbal insights.” Because the verbal insights are stunning?

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Why is all the job hunting advice on LinkedIn telling people to “provide value” to companies by doing free work before getting the job? If this is the future of work, no thanks

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Not me yelling “bring out eddie” during this entire #rhop reunion

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People on LinkedIn using #severance gifs to announce how excited they are about starting a new corporate position are missing the point of the show maybe?

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Trying to find the balance between being online and being informed. They are not the same thing apparently!

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Milchick desperately muttering “grow up” to himself in a dark office closet in this week’s #severance really captures any corporate employee who has bleakly stared at themselves in a bathroom mirror to simply confirm their own existence.

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Is lexapro not working for me or is the general dysfunction and disorder of the world too much even for lexapro to handle? Inquiring minds would like to know.

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It’s the time of day where i lie in the fetal position and think about bad things

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Fascists will always have a terrible sense of style. I find this comforting

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Fuck it, i am gonna self-medicate with bread.

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Saw a cybertruck yesterday and immediately felt the urge to vomit exorcist-style

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Whoever posted those ASMR videos from the White House accounts should be ashamed.

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You take a little sick day nap and then you wake up to find out that the president is declaring himself a king. Ugh.

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Can you help? thetriibe.com/2025/02/semi...

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Peak winter: random nose bleeds, chapped lips, dry throat… humidifier on full blast. And somehow there’s more winter coming!

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mentally i am still in augusta #rhobh

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