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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??? Because they lactose

submitted 95 days ago • 616 comments

bluesky bios be like 100 years old puppydog brat tamer democrat, need a 20 year old white boy whose chest is primed to be shat on . 1/2 of Gay podcast

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

onika:

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

can you believe a movie was allowed to be called Octopussy

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

Bands as transportation options, ranked in descending order of convenience: Wings UFO Cars Train REO Speedwagon Band of Horses Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship Mountain Goats Eagles Rolling Stones Mastodon Dinosaur Jr Led Zeppelin Death Cab for Cutie

submitted 96 days ago • 172 comments

It should have gone: Gladiator Gladiators Gladiator³ Gladiator Resurrection

submitted 96 days ago • 582 comments

I mag never know what taking the lyrics and holding space with it means and I don’t want to know what it means. Don’t tell me. I want this to remain confusing, chaotic and cringe to that special point where pain becomes pleasure

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue "But you're here with us So, so are you"

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

can y’all watch them while I go smoke

submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

i keep forgetting to do anything all day

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

vi...

submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

Mama, a girl behind stew

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

greatly appreciate that my parents gave me Beach Boys tapes to listen to as a 5yo, with kid friendly themes like "let's go surfing" "driving your car fast is fun," "only you, a stranger, can help me get over my ex," "there is no point being alive if you break up with me," "Americans are just Hotter"

submitted 98 days ago • 14 comments

Sorry about the queue at Check-In. Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers has severely overweight baggage, we’re just going to give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…

submitted 98 days ago • 17 comments

the vibe on this app lowkey:

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe Bruno Mars hasn’t gotten the easiest bag of his career by putting out a holiday album.

submitted 98 days ago • 94 comments

The replies to this are really interesting to me

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it

submitted 100 days ago • 320 comments

sometimes I think about how weird music is. "ah yes, I enjoy listening to sounds sequenced in a specific way that triggers emotions in my brain." very normal

submitted 99 days ago • 258 comments

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 100 days ago • 1025 comments