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“I understand the concern, but the difference is back then we had dumb submersibles. OURS will definitely get you to the Titanic.”

@congressmanraja.bsky.social I'm begging you to impeach the president. Please.

called both of my congressman's offices and left a message begging and pleading for him to call for impeachment. felt kinda nice to vent and do a little something rn if any of you want to try it too.

Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment

The Peace Candidate.

It's understandable we all mostly take it as a given that Trump doesn't bother to adhere to Constitution or the laws passed by Congress, but it is still both (a) absolutely necessary for our democracy and (b) good political strategy for Dems to file articles of impeachment over this.

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

Ideally, a country should be led by a person that understands that other people are real.

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

tfw u partake in netflix original programming

Hard pass

it’s not a “deep cut” i’m just so old all my references are out of date

Popping in briefly to make sure everyone has seen the unhinged (complimentary) Quark cosplay.

boss after hearing my presentation: was any of that fact-based? Me: all those facts were extremely based. Several of them are goated

I’m almost angry at how perfect this description is.

Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA

“It should be illegal for you to be mean to me and legal for me to kill you” is basically the Republican platform.

America has effectively legalized The Purge. That’s how this feels because that’s all this is. If anyone can put on a vest and a mask and abduct you, you just have The Purge.

Thanks to Mr Trump we finally have LAW AND ORDER in this country (unidentified goons kidnapping people off the street in broad daylight)

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

#Superman is in theaters July 11!

My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?

These are written by hacks for algorithms.

Human artists!? Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs

I love how those fucks at nelnet sent me a scary and threatening letter, so I called them and only got a robot. gave the robot my info to login, but it said it didn't match any info they had on record, so now I can't talk to a real person there about this.

Desperately wish I was a boss someplace so I could deny jobs to people entering the workforce who “graduated” using AI

Tucker Carlson, of all people, showing how easy it can be to pop the bullshit bubble if you don’t mind making a liar angry should shame every White House reporter.

28 YEARS LATER is incredible. Wasn't sure why this needed to be made but it's gross, haunting, odd and full of huge ideas. It's a gorgeous looking movie that has a deep spirituality, believe it or not. Cast is amazing. Lotta cock on screen. Easily the best of the series.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

Here we go. Bon voyage, voyager! You were perfectly fine. #VOY

so she performed for people who couldn't afford the theater tickets? doesn't that make her cool as hell?

Luke lived in poverty on a backwater planet no one cared about! Padmé and Leia grew up rich, famous, and powerful! He wasn't given opportunities to succeed and show his potential. Once he was he BLEW UP a planet killer! What happened to being aware of class consciousness?

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

can’t wait for hurricane season to start and then we can collect almost all of the trophies for speedrunning the entire george w bush term in under a year

Empathy

oh my god

Even the *good* news now is like “judge temporarily blocks administration from performing fingernail torture on people who recycle.”