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if you got an english degree I just KNOW that per se good 🫦🔥

poppy freaktime? what are they selling to the kids omg

thai iced tea I will never forget what you have done for me

if i was a mouse my freaky ass would stick my meat through the swiss cheese holes

gacha game didnt offer me at least one free daily pull

infertile man who gets into cbt like its an old appliance that needs kicked to start working again

halloween costume idea lmk!

might be epileptic for these opportunities the way im seizing them

he tried to knock the mario coins out this box instead he found a fire flower

please soupy mac and cheese if you can hear me please save me soupy mac and cheese

fun japanese pop on repeat when im having a mental crisis remains true every single year LMAO

I have been cursed by the god of wind

I would upend nations for wingstop rn

so I just hadnt eaten all day

I can feel the deep lurking anxiety of The Ancient sitting as a puddle in my amygdala and if I dont find the Hero’s Sword soon the kingdom will face centuries of anguish

don't talk to me until i've had my asmr and ipad games time

went through my twitter since its dead and what was I going through truly

car trouble remains at #1 on the guaranteed crashout list

what letting it go when I know im right feels like

why are you, as a grown man, raising your voice ever. like be normal.

this is still funny I cant believe I died that fast

my optimism, compassion, and understanding will not be hindered by the deficit of others

bro my homunculus got loose today im so embarrraassedddd. just slipped right out of its collar.