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It can be cold. It can be rainy. BUT COLD AND RAINY?!

“Bury me loose.” Gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve seen on any of these apps.

On board with this. I know it’s fun for them to shop for skincare, but some of the stuff they’re buying and using is unnecessary.

Media update.

I don’t take a particular type of leftist serious because they are consistently contradictory. Your radical politic falls apart when you can’t do something as simple as not go to a concert despite all your moaning and groaning about capitalism and billionaires.

The Leftists, Bernie Bro type refusal to address race is why nobody, with some sense, that's not white can, does, or should trust them. The refusal to accept the outsized role race plays on EVERYTHING and leap on over to class in this country makes them wholly untrustworthy.

Is the guy version of Galentine, Palentine?

I want Speedy to interview Jalen Hurts.

Has Onijah made it back to NY? It’s been a while since she was spotted in Dubai… I’m concerned.

If imma go. Imma go doing a line dance with a drink in my hand!

Got Beyonce tickets and did not pay an arm and a leg. God is good.

Check out this asshole. Oh, and fuck Jill Stein.

It’s going to be so good. 😂

I cannot wait to see what Quinta and the Abbott writers do with this win. 😂

This is a fine man, respectfully.

I love this for Jalen. I know Philly is gonna have a time tonight.

SERENA SAID BITCH YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GON GET A PIECE???? Drake is under a multi-pronged attack. the War on Corny continues.

Poetry.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

The way I’m about to rewatch and dissect this.

Tens. Across. The MOTHERFUCKING. Board!!!!!

SERENA! 😭😩

Uncle Sam. This man is mad.

Big as the Super Bowl. Except the other two niggas watching from home…

How did he not catch that?!

Kermit choking is beautiful to see.

I think @solomonmissouri.bsky.social said this before, but if the makers of these #HeGetsUs ads really gave a shit about the teachings of Jesus Christ, they'd take the millions of dollars they spend on #SuperbOwl ads, and use it to help those who need it most.

Jesus. 😭

My Goddaddy got me cracking up. 😭

Snoop Dogg: from Crip to Coon. A horror story.

A room full of people form Louisiana just jumped up and screamed. 😂 I’m actually shocked.

My family has NEVER cheered this hard for a non-Saints team 😂 #GoBirds #SuperBowl

Belt to ass Philly!

This commercial looks like AI…

I was gonna use TurboTax anyway because it’s always free for me but yassss Issa! 😂

Precisely that.

I need a first quarter nap. I had wings, ribs, and nachos. That’ll give me a boost for the 2 minute warning before halftime.

Tom Brady looks hollow. I can’t explain it, it’s just the word that keeps coming to me.

I know its a whole LOTTA white folks real heated about this Black ass performance right now. Warms my heart. 🥰

They did that.

THE HUMAN JUKEBOX! Go Jags!