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burtacamoose.bsky.social
Writer, designer, gamer. The rest of the time I work. Also full-time weirdo.
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card theonion.com/poll-fi...

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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

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Kinda hard not to think they're... chopping up the country and stripping it of all its protections in order to serve us up to something, someone worse. They're just putting the country's neck not just under the boot, but the blade.

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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-m...

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Mammalians Nurturable…

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Since we’re just rawdogging bird flu right now without any functioning federal public health infrastructure, did you know cows can get that shit too? Rest assured, our roast ьeef is 100% guaranteed not to be affected. And that’s all you need to know about that. Thank you for ingesting arbys

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Have no fear. They’re good in Supply.

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“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” — William Shakespeare

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Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...

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Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.

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Too many funerals in roughly the past year for people far too young.

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Me, emotionally.

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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...

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@breezechaser.bsky.social Hello there! Welcome aboard!

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In most ways I am glad to see the binge algorithm being done away with. On the other hand, I want the whole second season of Severance RIGHT NOW.

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Hello existential dread. Just on time at 1:53 am.

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I feel seen.

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Changeling moment of the evening: "If we're not running toward danger, is it even a quest?" -- Greybeard Loon

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Thank. God. whyy.org/articles/six...

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Cannot. Wait.

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It's only snowed twice and... I'm kinda over it.

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Severance is the Technocracy show the masses need, produced by the Traditions.

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I never met Terry in person. But I spent hours listening to him on Mage: the Podcast, and got to speak with him directly through social media and his diverse and fantastic gaming discord space. This t-shirt, bearing one of his favorite sayings on the 'cast, is raising proceeds for his BSA group.

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Maybe they'll have *less* fun with the Paladin.

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Working on some stuff for tomorrow's game. I think the players are going to have fun with Bianca.

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RESIST.

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Do you like Dungeons? Dare I ask, Dragons as well? Do you enjoy questions like ‘does a 24 hit?’ Perhaps you should come to the Bear Library between 10:30p and 4p. You might even find mutant super hero action if you show early! delawarelibraries.libcal.com/event/13753218

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So, I’m guessing this may become the new ‘primary’ social media platform. Facebook seems to have a certain Musk about it as well. It’s all very… Orange over there.

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Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door theonion.com/woman-s...

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