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bushpocker.bsky.social
Tired. Always tired. Darn tired. Reader of books. Writer of stories. Doodler of doodles. Husband of https://bsky.app/profile/virgiknia.bsky.social
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I’m manifesting… Breaking News Donald J. Trump is dead at 78 of severe diarrhea. An accidental live stream caught his final agonizing moments in the White House lavatory. Elon Musk and J.D. Vance also presumed dead after Air Force One caught fire and exploded over Mar-a-Lago.

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We tell one another that they’re misguided. They tell one another that we’re scum. This is why we can’t live together.

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Has anyone considered violent upheaval yet? Felt cute. Might delete later.

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Love the quotes @johnvaillant.bsky.social pulls in Fire Weather. Each of them as terrifying and biblical as the book itself.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

AMC filled my Captain America popcorn bucket with ennui.

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I’m gonna say it. I think these times are fraught.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A’ight. Time to start hoarding flu shots.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s donut day at the office so you better believe I’m cutting all these motherfuckers into 1/8s.

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Oh my god. Your email found me. I don’t know how, but it found me.

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Guys, I think the next election could be one of the most important in modern history.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If the Chiefs and Emilia Pérez both win I think we can close out the loop on whether there’s a god.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Now that DEI’s gone, it’s time to bring my famous hotdog mayonnaise casserole back to the office potluck.

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At this point, I’m not confident republicans even know what PEOPLE are.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure there’s going to be good news anymore.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna start smoking meats. What meats smoke the best and where do I find them and explain the smoking part.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You ain’t no kinda man if you don’t get her Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom MeUndies for Valentine’s Day.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Who’d have thought we’d all, left or right, reach a hive-mind state where we view politics as one great, grim, dumpster fire chasm of fuckery.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Still haunted by the day DEI flew two 767s into the World Trade Center and started a war in Iraq.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The email is inside the house. Run, girl!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Why doomscroll when you can curl up with an ultra horny romantasy novel by every current bestselling author?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

LinkedIn tells me not EVERYONE can have dog murder on their DHS resume, I guess.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So, even if we wanted to fly away to live in Iceland, it’s now a crap shoot over whether the plane will even make it to the Atlantic.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

People who put caraway seeds on everything bagels are as bad as Nazis.

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Pro: Star Wars prepared us for the rise of a grand, fascist empire. How it operates through fear, confusion and hatred. The methods it uses to twist lies into truths and justice into corruption. Most importantly, it has shown us how that empire can be destroyed. Con: We’re all farmers on Alderaan.

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Now would be a great time to catch up on Andor. Just sayin.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Careful out there fellow gentlemen.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a four-foot hollow tube of dead batteries here at the office and I nodded to it and said good morning.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

A podcast ad told me I can buy a Hyundai on Amazon now and it makes me want to vomit in terror.

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2025 is definitely less Star Trek and more Battlestar Galactica than I was expecting.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Is this the malarkey that the prophets foretold?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you, Copilot, but I’ll put my OWN misogynist condescension in my emails.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If only they hadn’t killed Harambe.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments