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no I am not going to enter unfortunately my cock is so incredibly massive I need to wrap it around my waist like a belt

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

I love nyc gay bars bc what do u mean you’re hosting a small penis pageant tonight with a $100 prize

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

since u guys like when I post my workouts this is an arm routine it is good for when ur gooning and edging ur big ole penis dong for multiple hours at a time and u need the stamina

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

getting metaphorically gut punched at work 8 times in a row and taking it raw with a smile like a good little wagie that you are

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

nothing gets in between drunk me and quiz games that are on the back of the seats in Ubers

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

stealth launch oblivion remaster might just be one of the best things to happen to gaming in recent times

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

hey so I’ve just been playing vanish into you, perfect celebrity, and garden of eden on repeat for the last like month does anyone else have this happenstance going on w them

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I’ll t-t-t-take you to the garden of semen

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

having the hiccups it’s like omggggg stop it already enough like i get it!! haha jokes on me, now please make ur exit

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

in hindsight I feel like this did happen

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diner in my neighborhood used to be so bad they closed it down but it reopened recently and it’s incredible now tbh id give myself an enema with their honey chipotle sauce despite the presumed sting it’s that good

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

my arms look big from a side profile but not from the front really and everything online is saying about this “oh just do more skull crushers. do pushups. do more tri extension. do more hammer curls. preacher’s too” as if those aren’t my primary lifts in the first place!!!! 😔

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I think I’d rather have a roommate (gay bestie) who I’ve known for years that I know I can co-habituate with, rather than live alone at this point

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Coachella weekend 2 seems so chill and cool and fun I wanna go next year

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

me: posts selfie #bluewave bluesky lib reply: I don’t like this! put on a shirt you faggot! go and take action for democracy! you look scrawny! 💙

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

I hadn’t played slay the spire in 3 months and I returned last night then bam ascension 20 w/ heart beaten 3 times in a row with 3 different characters god damn we’re back baby