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Anyone is looking for a summer home on the Sunshine coast I read Texada Island is going to have some properties for up for sale soon 👀

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I went to the pet store and the Australian cashier asked me 'do you naur the children's shaur Blues Clues?' and I nodded yes and she says 'you look loik the main goi, Steve'. She was absolutely delighted when I showed her my debit card

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Desperation. Make sure the kids can understand it like they do taxes and sex.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Let's go, shall we?"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile, the lot attached to the building I work in recently raised the cost of parking, but maybe this will set a precedent! Something to look forward to!* *When land-based personal vehicles have been outlawed and lots are only utilized by ambulances that attend every facility en masse, daily

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

submitted 46 days ago • 397 comments

I'm relieved he's unconcerned but I digress— 'Oilers prepare to run Kings’ gauntlet for fourth straight year' is the most steampunk hockey has ever been

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

@brandon.insertcredit.com hey that civilian intervention group you mentioned on the last Insert Credit calling to assist with domestic issues without involving police-- do they have any linkage? We could use something like that here!

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I wish norms were swapped and it was appropriate to swear in work emails and if you really wanted to shut down a conversation in person you'd just have to say 'I wish you well in all your future endeavours'

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Had a difficult week so deciding to pamper myself by doing a load of laundry during peak hours 💅🏼💅🏼

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

submitted 95 days ago • 189 comments

The fact that the CBC is providing their resources to prop this up as something worth discussing is baffling. I can only interpret this as a last-ditch strangled death knell of a communications system struggling to cry for attention, only to be drowned out by the white noise of the attention economy

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submitted 104 days ago • 11 comments

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 106 days ago • 20 comments

Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride

submitted 110 days ago • 50 comments

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

submitted 110 days ago • 40 comments

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

submitted 112 days ago • 962 comments