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Irresponsible Mariners Fan Moonlighting as a Responsible Adult. Cats, coffee, horror, snuggles, and hoodies.
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Recently I've been reading a lot about late stage capitalism and I finally understand guys who only collect vintage baseball cards.

are y’all ready for rowdy tellez to hit two bombs on opening day and then go 3-for-50 before his dfa? i know i was born ready

I would break off a tiny piece of my humility for every NBA player.

Come check us out! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Dylan G. from Severance is the poster boy for an entire generation.

I could just eat burgers and BBQ everyday for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy. Granted, it would be a short life but, oh, what a peak.

"The more you get burnt, the stronger you become" - Mariners prospect Felnin Celesten on his nickname, "The Phoenix" www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/3/13/24...

New article up over on Substack. I'd be grateful if you checked it out. substack.com/@busterxbrow...

#RIPMitchHedberg

This guy steals my heart on a daily basis

New thingy on Substack, y'all! substack.com/@busterxbrow...

microdosing being a democrat by texting the family group chat an article about the latest fascist atrocity then asking if i can have $20

I don't give a fuck that Pete Rose bet on baseball. It's the rape of a 13 year old girl that really puts a bee in my bonnet.

🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨 Not the conversation we wanted to have, but a messy conversation we needed to have. Mariners take a backseat as Jamie and I process our thoughts about baseball fandom in a time of fascism. Hopefully helpful to some! Available wherever you listen to podcasts. ⚾️ linktr.ee/tlampod

I have often felt a synchrony with Eric and Jamie and it's a large part of why I'm an avid listener of their content. This episode easily could've been a conversation between my friends and I. Sorry about your friend, Eric. open.spotify.com/episode/6WR4...

If you’re wondering where Mariners prospect Michael Arroyo has been, he’s currently playing with Team Colombia in the WBC qualifiers and you can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMXy...

Are you an oyster or are you a walrus?

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

One rapist pardoning another. This is America. nypost.com/2025/03/01/s...

In ten years Joker: Folie a Deux will be a cult classic and everyone will say they "always got it".

when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement

Emerson Hancock is working on adding a sweeper and a cutter to his arsenal this spring. If he's able to hone them, they would be a nice compliment to his horizontally oriented fastballs. My analysis for @lookoutlanding.bsky.social: www.lookoutlanding.com/2025/2/27/24...

I'm the kind of person that says "Please." and "Thank You." to AI.

Sac-Rah-Men-To! Athletics Disrespect New Hometown Of Sacramento By Refusing To Represent City brobible.com/sports/artic...

Hey, can you all please follow @malcolmhq.bsky.social ? Our new DNC Vice Chair is showing up for us daily and fiercely calling out injustice. I think many Democrat leaders need to follow Malcolm’s example. “Groceries are too damn expensive— this isn’t efficiency. It’s madness. 🐔🥚”

I'm pretty sure Samad Taylor has hit the first Mariners HR in back-to-back Spring Trainings.

Hello friends! ICYMI I've been spouting off about The #Mariners over on substack. Betcha won't read and subscribe. Betcha won't. substack.com/@busterxbrow...

Fun, at least. Report: Seattle Mariners add slugging 1B on minors deal sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

This is a joke. They own 100% of ROOT Sports. If they wanted us to see the games, we'd see them. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." Mariners working to find new ways for fans to stream games www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

Last night Canadians again booed the US anthem and they were right to do so.

Posting one album I love by a Black artist for every day of February. White supremacy is bullshit on so many levels and music is just one area in which I am indebted to Black excellence, but music means the world to me (even more than baseball!) Most of these artists deserve more recognition.

Kotsay can manage. This team is going to be an issue.

My new article is up! open.substack.com/pub/busterxb...

Massive oof.

It works both ways.

Hey fam. I did a thing. It's the first thing I've ever written so please be gentle. substack.com/@busterxbrow...

We're the villains now. Team USA angered, motivated by boos from Montreal crowd at 4 Nations Face-Off www.nytimes.com/athletic/613...

I wonder if there's an afterlife for sunfaded Garfield stuffies with suction cup feet.

"That's what The Empire does; Take something you love and turn it into something you can't stand the sight of anymore."

The world really needs less Captain America and more Paste Pot Pete.