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It really did change how I perceive the stakes in the series when they put Like a Dragon in Hawaii and changed from yen to $. Just beat the shit out of like ten guys in the Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii game and was rewarded with $3. Hardly seems worth all the violence

Eco terrorism is conservative if you have waifus and big swords

I feel the Californian leaving my body whenever I look at a Waffle House

3 tanks no healers no wonder yall lost

The first two episodes of Girls are a fucking trainwreck what the fuck am I watching and why can’t I stop

Got a thinkpad

Finished Wind and Truth. 😶

Gacha games are insatiable

Having Apple Pay and Pokémon TCG on the same phone is a mistake.

Detroit

Me: Those shills at talking talk tuah are supporting hawk tuah coin Wife: What the fuck are you talking about

Honestly fuck it, make him luke cage lmao

Man. Isaiah Mustafa is great in Cross. He grew every follicle of hair on his face out so he doesn’t look like the old spice guy.

I had hundreds of hours in destiny 2, but I don’t want to play it 3 hrs a day to stay up to date on the story. I’ll just watch byf once a year.

Somebody call chalamet’s agent

Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Wind and Truth and Path of Exile 2

Every take I’ve seen on the UHC Hitman:

Balatro was created by the CIA to make sure I don’t get any work done

Pretty sure AI fucked with my Spotify wrapped

Balatro releasing on mobile is going to be the end of my life. My career. Even my love of dance will fade

What’s the best engine to make management games?

I’m honestly gettin to this point.

Yeah if they’re small enough

Yeah just give Balatro goty man

Oh fuck don’t buy Balatro it’s too good

uh oh!

Oh why didn’t lucasfilm keep the expanded universe after Disney bought it? Dude George Lucas hated ALL of that shit

A LOT of the expanded universe Star Wars stuff would not adapt well for films. It’s cool in a book you read when you were 12 but not in a 200 million dollar movie. Some of you are in denial.

y’all are too quick omg 😂😂😂

I wanna put a house on your butt and then visit. Put a big E on your butt it’s explicit.

Ridges make it taste better

love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

Might have to stream it again for old times sake

FPS sword combat it always terrible. I have 500 hrs in mount and blade, all third person

This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.

What percentage of Yakuza: Like a Dragon are cutscenes?

Cozy Games deserve a category at the Game Awards.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST DROPPED AN ALBUM?!!

Being a black DnD player at an all white table is interesting because I don't care what the rulebook says, my elf is black

I hate peach cobbler with more peaches than cobbler 🤮. I need my shit cobbled up properly.