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butchsardine.bsky.social
Socialist Trans Butch :-| 🏳️‍⚧️ she/they I know more about canned seafood than you do.
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shoutout to ghosts who fuck, gotta be one of my favorite genres

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if i see that elie wiesel quote posted for a 10th fucking time with a generic agreement in the caption and no actually referring to a specific issue or taking an actual side i'm breaking out the pitchfork

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Guy naming Pokémon: okay Pikachu, that’s a fun name, have to be creative, come up with original stuff *200 names later* Sharkizo Pandalax Woofin Birdon Birdasaur Birdelon Birdapie Birdotto Birdking

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

the halo series is soooooooooo bad sometimes

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holy shit yall lmao

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i feel so bad for tidus. he went to far for spira and then couldn't stay there to have a happy ending because the world decided that he was meant to die

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my girlfriend became so overwhelmed by the prospect of taco bell at 10pm that she began to cry and her raw emotion for fourth meal stirred me so greatly that i too began to cry and all i can imagine is our neighbors overhearing two grown women wailing about bean burritos

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they call me the jal epp enn oh

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hello gale of the future. you need antidepressants. you must pursue antidepressants with all of your might and you must obtain them. you are not okay without them. this is not negotiable

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on the microphone making jokes on it like i'm about to see her booty jiggle just like the hit song shawty wanna fuck

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sleepin in the middle of a snowstorm transgender products calling me like the green goblin mask so i can put on leggings

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butter so frozen they call me the gold bar

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they call me the will graham the way i ugh. can accurately portray things that others have done in my own mind? deep joke just like how deep they fucking? fucking? fucking? rucking? ruh roh raggy

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so if trends continue the dems will never win an election ever again. my hope is that without trump around, nobody gets along. yes, my hope was about nobody getting along right now months ago but you have to understand. the dems will not change. and the republicans won't either

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thinking about how people are already looking back at biden in a positive manner and wanting to puke

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emo girls get scared of me because i give off this vibe

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local girl tells her friends about the existence of coffee milk

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You know, you keep sayin' you like lesbians but you don't want to be a creep about and you know I think, personally, that's a real good thing you're doing. I'm sure they appreciate it. Only... you mentioned three of your exes turned out to be lesbians. That just seems strange to me b

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

if i was a cis woman i'd be an unstoppable beast of burden. i'd shop in the mens section and eat ass. just like i do now

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This is what I think in my head upon reading maybe fifty percent of the stupid opinions I see online

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at what point do we ask did people start enjoying wedgies enough to make shorts and leggings that are intended to always be hugging your asshole and your pussy

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"I just don't believe that poly people can be in love with more than one person" well half of yall are still in love with your ex so something isn't adding up here

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PLANES FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. THIS IS THE END TIMES. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? PAGAN REVIVAL. OFFERINGS TO ZEUS. LESBIAN RITUALS. THE RUINATION OF THE EMPIRE.

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i think I'm not okay

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the tiddies are free but i do gatekeep the squirt

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the highest form of feminist praxis is shooting your dad in the fucking face. pegging’s a close second, though

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@clueless.bsky.social squirt jokes are funny i see you

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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YES! YES! IN YOUR FACE ELIZABETH! It's just like my life;;;; in a way,,,,

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Tempted to grab a copy for my research library, and for leaving out when certain people visit.

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