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butsurelike.bsky.social
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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

I took a nice picture in Liverpool that had a couple in it. I asked them if they wanted me to send it to them and the immediate reaction is that it was a scam of some sort. I didn't scam ye, nice couple. Not yet

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

check out this class diagram comparing the correct calendar (Celtic) to all the wrong ones

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

submitted 28 days ago • 97 comments

this kicks ass lmfao

submitted 31 days ago • 188 comments

be safe in hurricane tortilla everyone #stormeowyn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

In fairness to being nearly 30 it gives you a fair idea of what it's like being 29 in a few months. But in the future

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

submitted 42 days ago • 65 comments

digging a small tunnel to eat carrots while they're still in da ground

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

a day for beansing toast

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance? ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

good news. you are no longer limited to "fight" or "flight". you have unlocked the 3rd option: "piss"

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Elon muck can "suck" a "dick"

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Bad news guys. The wife caught me playing milf scrabble on-line

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

woah mama they trapped me in the orb

submitted 88 days ago • 19 comments

INFOMERCIAL: Has This Ever Been You? [video of a huge moron idiot struggling to complete everyday tasks] ME: oh my god yeah

submitted 97 days ago • 6 comments