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THE GOVERNOR: "what's a good plant for soothing the skin?” THE GOVERNOR'S HELPFUL ASSISTANT: "aloe, gov'na!" ME: i’m so sorry

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Out now: Astonishing Spider-Man 16! Spider-Man is down for the count! With his powers on the fritz, can he gather his strength to help Web-Head defeat this monster? Available exclusively on the Marvel Unlimited app. Written by me, drawn by @julianshawart.bsky.social edited by @cracksh0t.bsky.social

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Now more than ever.

submitted 16 days ago • 449 comments

I choose to believe "doing improv comedy" ranked so highly it is off this particular chart

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On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, Sprague is thrilled as the film chosen for this week is Martin Lawrence’s 90s film BLUE STREAK! Joining us is returning guest and star of Apple’s SEVERENCE, Zach Cherry! Exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

These are all great ideas, I hope this guy runs for President someday.

submitted 38 days ago • 97 comments

the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared

submitted 46 days ago • 198 comments

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

submitted 43 days ago • 118 comments

My journalism career might as well be dying, so my Make-a-Wish was to attend a taping of Comedy Bang! Bang!, the ultimate improv comedy podcast I've been loving for ten years. I wrote about that, and the joy and legacy of the show. Thanks @scottaukerman.bsky.social!

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Me: This is a pretty big donut, maybe I'll just eat half of it Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER Me: You make a compelling point, donut

submitted 91 days ago • 126 comments

i never make a friend when someone goes “traffic is terrible” and i go “ah, car traffic is terrible”

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 94 days ago • 1027 comments

Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic

submitted 95 days ago • 16 comments

"Ma'am a second house has hit a witch"

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's repost away and prove her wrong everyone!

submitted 95 days ago • 19 comments

TEACHER: your son was caught playing Pokémon in class PARENT: god he’s so fucking cool TEACHER: way too goddamn cool

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

It's Wednesday, which means Adobe has added a new "functionality" that I didn't ask for and don't want.

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today. You’ll never believe what I did next: I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.

submitted 95 days ago • 613 comments

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

submitted 101 days ago • 1284 comments

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

submitted 101 days ago • 804 comments

for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that

submitted 101 days ago • 1090 comments

"Why Canada could become the next nuclear energy 'superpower'. Uranium is making comeback thanks to renewed focus on nuclear energy as climate crisis solution. Canada, rich with high-grade deposits, could become a nuclear “superpower”. But can its potential be realised?" www.bbc.com/news/article...