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butterfinger.bsky.social
canadian atlantan, megaplex bum, gluten free by destiny graduate, harvard college, yale (i aced every semester)
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i should be able to buy my son a onesie that looks like a stillsuit from dune

Alan Alda is so fucking funny in The Four Seasons.

Imagine this being your coolest idea

the company that just bought Polygon, Valnet, was recently the subject of an absolutely damning exposé about horrendous labor practices www.thewrap.com/valnet-labor...

lol polygon was the only media site i still visited regularly.

I'm going to be thinking about Delroy Lindo in Sinners for the rest of my life.

can't believe we're getting a switch 2 before we get another luigi

Whenever I come across a TikTok live with someone in front of a wall of Blu Rays I ask them if they have Dunston Checks In

sinners... rules thank you for coming to my movie review page

nothing sucks as much as when a movie reviewer on a podcast tries to naturalistically deliver their sweaty, pre-prepared zinger you can hear both the anticipation and the disappointed pause as they hold for laughs that never come

I love my neighborhood but the CVS/Aldi parking lot on Moreland is a uniquely depressing zone.

leavitt to bezos

Everybody here gets to design they own gremlin

my favorite kind of joke is kind of highly informed malapropism, where you'd have to know a subject really deeply to make the "mistake" you're making.

Glad Kevin smith lost weight, but imo he should still wear a fat suit when he plays silent bob

someone banged on my door at 8:15am because someone reported my slightly-overgrown hedge to the city lol. bro, just ask me directly! i have a fuckin newborn.

A fender bender happened outside of our house and the victim has been waiting for an hour and a half for APD. Useless police force.

all my homies are luddites

"touch, if you will, my stomach" is the cuntiest line in music

Now that I’ve got a newborn, the phrase “fart for daddy” has taken on a different tone.

Is Eternal Sunshine the first Black Mirror episode

yea cream on it

Worldoftshirts walked by Breaker Breaker today

They made Jimmy sell his peanut farm.

I’ve sunk a few hours into Blue Prince but it really gives me “worksheets in gifted and talented class” flashbacks.

Periodically checking the Sanctimonious Pottery Company team page to see that there's been 80% turnover at the leadership level in two years.

We got a great big conclave rocking through the night

which one is the vape guy

Every single time I watch Jesus Christ Superstar it catches me off guard with how good it is. (I do not particularly like musicals, ALW, or Christian stuff)

Ned Flanders ass fit

The Alien movies are Easter movies.

Time to show the ferret to the egg

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.