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ough thats a lot of alcohol

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a few weeks ago i had a surreal kind of sleep paralysis esque experience where i woke up in my dark room but i couldnt move or open my eyes but i swore i could hear someone approaching me (turned out to be a paper lightly rustling in my fan's breeze)

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life update: eating a pickle thats been sitting out for a day and drinking an entire gallon of milk

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sometimes im like man i need to stop being so verbose people are going to think im pretentious but no i'm not pretentious i am simply autistic and i like using words like why the fuck should i not use fancy words

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i know we talk about feminization in character designs where it doesnt really need to be and how that contributes to societies harmful view on women but i think if brittany pikmin 3 didnt have her little spacesuit skirt the world would be a much worse place for it

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t4t brittalph

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like idk its just better to post here like . i dont feel like the masses on here are widely idiotic fucking dipshits like i do on twitter

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its kind of crazy how ive posted more to bluesky in the past three days ive had an account than basically anything else ive ever posted to twitter despite having an acc since 2017

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the screggs are good but my yearning for dorito casserole is still yet unfulfilled. i shall sleep desolate tonight

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glad to see the egg guy is keeping track of me

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maomaos relationship with lakan is something i didnt know i was desperate to see in media. she doesnt hate him. she understands hes her birth father. but she doesnt love him. she just accepts that he exists

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collins expression here is so funny to me hes just so confused. "um. maybe these are pikmin?? i dont fucking know im just the comms guy i never signed up for this"

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i like to make my screggs on a lower heat it lets them stay bouncy

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maybe ill make some screggs again . it is midnight and every sip from my drink makes me feel nauseous but what can a guy do with no dorito casserole

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like "heres how to make dorito casserole!!! i find doritos to be unhealthy so heres a substitution--" nope youve already lost me. what part of dorito fucking casserole are you not understanding. i am not seasoning my own fucking tortilla chips for this shit when doritos are RIGHT THERE!!!

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fuckkkkkk god a good deink with a dorito casserole and a cold glass of milk fuckkkkk fuck fuck fuck fuck my stupid terrible ass memory i dont remember how my mom makes it and im not following some random white woman's healthy ass dorito-less ass recipe online

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i would kill for a dorito casserole rn ngl

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ough thats a lot of alcohol

a few weeks ago i had a surreal kind of sleep paralysis esque experience where i woke up in my dark room but i couldnt move or open my eyes but i swore i could hear someone approaching me (turned out to be a paper lightly rustling in my fan's breeze)

life update: eating a pickle thats been sitting out for a day and drinking an entire gallon of milk

sometimes im like man i need to stop being so verbose people are going to think im pretentious but no i'm not pretentious i am simply autistic and i like using words like why the fuck should i not use fancy words

i know we talk about feminization in character designs where it doesnt really need to be and how that contributes to societies harmful view on women but i think if brittany pikmin 3 didnt have her little spacesuit skirt the world would be a much worse place for it

t4t brittalph

like idk its just better to post here like . i dont feel like the masses on here are widely idiotic fucking dipshits like i do on twitter

its kind of crazy how ive posted more to bluesky in the past three days ive had an account than basically anything else ive ever posted to twitter despite having an acc since 2017

the screggs are good but my yearning for dorito casserole is still yet unfulfilled. i shall sleep desolate tonight

glad to see the egg guy is keeping track of me

maomaos relationship with lakan is something i didnt know i was desperate to see in media. she doesnt hate him. she understands hes her birth father. but she doesnt love him. she just accepts that he exists

collins expression here is so funny to me hes just so confused. "um. maybe these are pikmin?? i dont fucking know im just the comms guy i never signed up for this"

i like to make my screggs on a lower heat it lets them stay bouncy

maybe ill make some screggs again . it is midnight and every sip from my drink makes me feel nauseous but what can a guy do with no dorito casserole

like "heres how to make dorito casserole!!! i find doritos to be unhealthy so heres a substitution--" nope youve already lost me. what part of dorito fucking casserole are you not understanding. i am not seasoning my own fucking tortilla chips for this shit when doritos are RIGHT THERE!!!

fuckkkkkk god a good deink with a dorito casserole and a cold glass of milk fuckkkkk fuck fuck fuck fuck my stupid terrible ass memory i dont remember how my mom makes it and im not following some random white woman's healthy ass dorito-less ass recipe online

i would kill for a dorito casserole rn ngl

god should send me money personally so i can spend my days drinking alcohol and milk and eating eggs and pizza

anyone else pierce the yolks of the eggs before scrambling them

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