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Berniebro with a vendetta against OnTrac. Ask me about Calvin Coolidge’s pets.
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I feel like carrots and ranch are only good at social events. I just can’t recreate the taste at home alone

Can someone just like you know

UHHHHH HELLO????? This is coming from the White House twitter? What type of 1984 billsht is this?

am I missing something? Are Elon and Tuump fighting?

Wait why did I not know Ben Franklin was such a badass during the American revolution? “We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”– Benjamin Franklin, 1776 “Join, or Die” – Benjamin Franklin, 1754 Dude was hardcore

Wait a damn minute. Has trump never grown facial hair? Can he not grow it?

You guys should email your senators and express your frustration. I love being the most dramatic weekly in Tillis’ inbox.

Can we bring back the term whitewashed tombs to insult. It’s literally saying looking pious while being rotten inside.

I’m an atheist but one of my favorite things is telling Christian’s who support trump that they are going to hell. It’s the quickest way to find out most of them would fucking hate Jesus.

Dodgers are fucking gross. Also what is wild is YOURE LITERALLY LA’s TEAM.