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buttersock.bsky.social
went to jail in '99 wanted in 14 countries
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Tiny garfield

just did the most perfect messy bun of my life now im waiting for my mom to come in here and tell me I was just sold to one direction for drug money πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

go my spongelings!

ok chat i finally get link click....

guys where can I get a good sandwich...I need a sandwich soooo bad rn...

loud and unwarranted sigh

jorkin my jeanist πŸ‘…πŸ˜›πŸ˜«

buttered noodles 😍😍

Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable

What a match, I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet

I'm single btw....

who the fuck is listening to the chainsmokers in 2024

hello gang I missed you

I hate the argument that taco bell isn't real meat....like ITS REAL TO ME!!!

christmas is so joyous. jolly, even.

guys I promise I'm consistent...

sigh… i miss my wife tails…

where can a bitch get some mf fried pickles????

A string of lyrics from every Fall Out Boy song in order β€’ day 21/128 β€’ My Heart Is The Worst Kind of Weapon - #falloutboy

I was prepared to be humbled by the person reviewing my paper but I was not prepared for the dude to rank my transitions between paragraphs out of 10 😭😭