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submitted 2 days ago • 57 comments

Can you guys all pretend you don’t know who the Beatles are so me and my boys could make some quick cash

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

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Oh man guess I shouldn't have gotten that Hat Trick Mahomes tattoo

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?

submitted 17 days ago • 132 comments

I was honoured to be commissioned by Little White Lies to do a cartoon tribute to what is objectively David Lynch's greatest contribution to society: DumbLand.

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Open enrollment is one of the most bullshit and fake seeming parts of the American healthcare system, like how do you explain to people outside the US that you’re only allowed to sign up for a healthcare plan during one month at the end of the year for seemingly no reason other than fuck you

submitted 21 days ago • 20 comments

DEI aims to hire qualified, talented people who had been shut out due to prejudice and the legacy thereof. One can reasonably criticize how a program works in practice, or anything along those lines. But the idea is make orgs stronger via diversity, not hire unqualified people and make orgs weaker.

submitted 21 days ago • 24 comments

if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

submitted 21 days ago • 148 comments

in which I argue it was probably a bad idea for major US media outlets to spend months treating Musk's "DOGE" committee as an aw shucks, good faith effort to "reduce waste" and "find efficiencies" in our government.

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

for some reason i've just been listening to this on repeat all week m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mA...

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

hi bret

submitted 28 days ago • 24 comments

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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: chuckling wow

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WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance? ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

just realized something

submitted 64 days ago • 280 comments

I made Christmas joy from how sad this dog looks

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

submitted 69 days ago • 64 comments

They let me put my ornament on the work tree

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Depressing read but very necessary. It’s so disheartening and terrifying to see how little the Democratic Party seems to want to fight for us

submitted 78 days ago • 10 comments

Never forget

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Squinting at that rug corner that has been pressed, beaten, weighted, flattened, but still finds a way to curl up the same way a weed grows in the damndest places.

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

When your neurotic dog finally hits nap time

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Driving towards the sun is the closest you get to a real life blooper spray

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

For the season here is a shit post about the polar express I wrote while I was retaking the bar exam I may have met David Lowery during one of my several childhood visits to the Dallas AMC Grand He ran concessions there He did not work the projector www.tumblr.com/buttrd/76550...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

“Yeah, a shark almost ate me the other day. I wasn’t scared though. I actually didn’t even give a fuck.”

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

submitted 98 days ago • 1196 comments

Guys a cryptid got in my home It hates the doorbell and will only stop circling my living room when I let it take the capybara outside I think my cryptid may need Prozac

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