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Kendall Roy would undergo the severance procedure

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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends Feb 23rd, 6 PM PT. Game is available now www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

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New — State Department employees have been instructed *not* to reply to OPM’s 5 bullet email, per an email I reviewed, saying leadership “will respond on behalf of the Department.”

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It’s genuinely insane to me that anyone can still mentally justify using *any* google products besides YouTube when Android is publicly announced spyware, DuckDuckGo is legit better as a search engine, and any of their office programs have an open source alternative that is the same if not better

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need ppl to stop saying “trigger warning” without saying WHAT trigger they are warning about. that defeats the entire purpose!!!

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Reminder: The only reason anyone calls them “the greatest generation” is because they beat the Nazis

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I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sue!

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ok on this one let’s let Elon Musk cook

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Last year, I reported that Bungie had fired former exec Chris Barrett for misconduct. Barrett then sued for wrongful termination, which surprised me given that I'd seen his texts to subordinates and figured Bungie could publish them in response. Which they now have. www.scribd.com/document/830...

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Why doesn't Bruce Wayne use his enormous wealth and powerful physique to procure high end equipment and employ martial arts in the fight against crime

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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

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People who voted Trump who are feeling pissed off right now about broken promises are an organizing opportunity, not a gloating opportunity

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my followers who are currently having sex while reading this post

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"ahh grimes chan. tis i, your tesla emperor. i can smell your vagina from the foyer my dear. shall i enter your hyperloop with my penis"

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Burning the important CD-i discs.

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Usually an ice cream truck is a vehicle of sugary delights. But with Sweet Tooth at the wheel? All bets are off.

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half time show 2025

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Don't count Drake out tho He could still come back from this Essentially all that happened is a diss track accusing him of pedophilia became the song of the summer and got performed at the Superbowl Dude can fix this Let him cook

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JD Vance Facetimes His Family

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Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.

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well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

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Tubi acting like it’s got a big job interview coming up so it’s buying a suit and getting a “clean piss” drink at GNC

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