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a thing to know about me is i have the humor of a broken 2010s tumblr user with the grammar and punctuation skills to match
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I used to know an accountant who double checked the taxes of ultra high roller individuals. She said as long as their math was off by *less than* TWO MILLION DOLLARS, they wouldn't be audited. This was in like 2017, too.

For years we've heard from the right about "welfare queens" and other so-called "freeloaders" pulling one over on the government. But actually, it's the wealthy who are the real freeloaders — pulling one over on us all by skirting their taxes. Where is the outrage over that?

After my post on vaccinating my children when they were babies, I got asked to have ‘nuanced’ convos with antivaxxers. No. I’m not platforming lies that led to the drop in vaccines, sick children with lifelong impacts and dead children. Vaccines save lives and protect health. Period.

It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.

He thinks his god is Satan, so...

"do we really wanna go down the path of implying being a trump supporter makes you a bad person?" oh my fucking god dude they're sending innocent people to foreign concentration camps based on the color of their skin are you fucking kidding me right now yes! it makes you a bad fucking person!

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

And the Qatari royal family has been unsuccessfully trying to sell it for five years.

Fun fact: The plane delivering the 59 white Afrikaners from S. Africa was paid for by American taxpayers, including black and brown people, some of whose relatives have been trafficked to offshore prisons with no due process.

NEW @motherjones.com: The GOP's plan to defund Planned Parenthood would add $300 million to the deficit The provision—which would cut services like pap smears, cancer screenings, & birth control, since Medicaid already doesn't fund abortions—moved forward today. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

People will say we shouldn’t trust pharmaceutical regulation because thalidomide was approved. Thanks to her 👇 thalidomide was not approved in the United States until 1998 - it was never even prescribable here before then - and only then for leprosy and later cancer (was never allowed in pregnancy)

Rep. Jason Smith: "And then you can look at Medicaid cuts -- Medicaid reforms, I should say." Oops.

Aaaand there it is.

ART OF THE FOLD........

RFK Jr. is a racist, ableist eugenicist, pass it on.

Ages 0-4 are the most important, emotionally & intellectually, in human development. Yet, in the US, we have a very high rate of childhood poverty and a broken child care system. Congratulations to New Mexico for leading the way forward for high quality, free child care. Other states must follow.

Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.

I would say "don't forget all the bugs to listen in on top secret conversations" except they don't need them if Hegseth is aboard

A $400 million jumbo jet? In this unsafe aviation climate?

Freedom is slavery, blah blah you get it

He declared an "emergency" at the border in order to abduct people of color. He declared an energy "emergency" in order to bypass vetted permit approvals for oil and gas companies. He declared an "emergency" with trade in order to leverage companies with 'tariff exceptions'. Get it yet?

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Happy #Caturday from Chumbus, who is clearly upset that I interrupted him for a photo.

New vision test

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

This is what ICE does: just like they stalked the family’s car and smashed the windows in to kidnap them. They attack people on the streets grab them and take them to concentration camps. Entire neighborhoods gather to protect little babies & their moms from being separated & kidnapped.

She’s out!! They have released Ozturk from ICE custody!

i think this shit is an affront to this country and its traditions