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No way! This guy? C'mon 🤯

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can only assume this is bc "vermillion" reminds one of "verde" but I don't know what subconscious connection "mandrill" is triggering. Maybe "mandrill" > "mandrake" > "drake" ?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Once saw someone say that vermillion shouldn't mean red bc that's a green ass word. Similarly, it's fucked up that a mandrill is a monkey and not a bird. That's a bird ass word.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

not to be mean but Mike White is nowhere near cute enough to be a gay conservative. it doesn't really work if you're ugly on the outside too

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

When should I buy the dip?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

A while back Rockstar said they weren't working on GTAVI yet bc they couldn't satirize reality. Now its release is on the horizon just in time for the insanity of our reality to increase like tenfold. I bet Leonida ends up looking pretty normal and desirable in comparison.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Never paid Weigel much attention but something always smelled off about him and I'm sad to see that my instincts were correct. I'm a nice guy though so I still wish Dave all the best in his battle with adult acne.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

our most pedophilic congressmen are about to establish a govt office of photographing babies' genitals

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

In 2025 I will be referring to restaurants as "eateries"

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

What was God's plan if he was like jk you don't have to kill Isaac you just have to circumcise yourself and everyone else and Abraham was like no that's okay I'll kill him it's cool

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

just laminate them

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I take it back blue sky is very funny actually

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

"I am very clear-eyed about the kind of harm Donald Trump can do to this country. I also know that there are people who are already doing the hard work of creating a safer, better world," writes Editor in Chief Lisa Snowden. https://buff.ly/3Ok3wUI

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

hey there newskies, so um... some quick culture notes. over here, we follow me, a gay ass loser with no followers. we always quote to dunk, except no dunking on me. we don't engage with trolls or bad faith actors, we block and move on, except for me no blocking me

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

watching Desperate Housewives in a desperate attempt to return to a simpler (for me) time and it's not working

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

Deeply disturbing how many people are failing the easiest moral test of all time

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is saying too much

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

wrain borm

submitted 348 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously how are you gonna do him like that 🫢

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao roasted 😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments

It's a crime that there's a cat with heart eyes emoji and no dog with heart eyes emoji

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

Daily reminder that if you're going to make a post beginning with "daily reminder," you can remove that part to make the post at least 10% better. As you can see, this post only reaches the 90th percentile of posting excellence, but I'm willing to sacrifice a perfect post to make a perfect point

submitted 402 days ago • 0 comments