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You might still recognize me as Ashley from Charm School. I got put on the carpet for locking Brittaney Starr in the bathroom ♡
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WTFFFF 😭😭

Someone needs to speed up the technology that would allow us to clip a 15-30 second clip of a podcast and post it to Instagram stories.

By the time Karen gets out of jail we'll be almost in a new presidential cycle 😍

I loooooove the Nike slogan omg 😍

Remember when Dunkin did a girl scout cookie collab a few years ago? We need that again this year, it would cure me

Something shifted

The way she's going to get to The Bomb and be like "omg delicious!!!!"

I think instead of captcha we should have something that shows you a short video of a little dog and it verifies you're human by the authenticity of your "AWWWWWWW"

Part 2 of this RHOP reunion has me CACKLING

I just feel like if I walk into a CVS at 8am I shouldn't have to play hide and seek with an employee so they can open up the batteries for me because there's no button to call someone....

I fear Meredith Marks would've been a better casting choice than Parker Posey on this season of White Lotus

They really are always putting Mikey Madison through it

Companion chewed, Sophie Thatcher is such a star

mom's bathroom stays having the best lighting idk

Support a season 17 Drag Race girl if you can.

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

I just had a caffeinated idea on the LIRR...... the 'Rae of Light' tour with Carly, Addison, and Tate with a tribute to Madonna by all three at the end.

9am and the Penn Station Raising Cane's is BLASTING Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape

Danielle................ some of the worst television I've ever seen........ 🙄

Really obsessed with how the English names of some Sanrio characters are literally just like "Small claims court"

The amount of quality of life things that Hello Kitty Island Adventure has as you play is astonishing and incredible I've never seen a game grasp so clearly the frustrating parts of their own mechanics and say "just wait there's a thing that'll make that easier later"

finally listening to gabby windey's podcast and i /will/ be overlooking the fact that she hates sabrina carpenter

My sister

playing overwatch 2....... in the year of our lord 2025....... i'm shocked medal.tv/games/overwa...

gagged by how nerfed to the absolute pits of hell mercy feels omfg they really said "we want her DEAD" her healing feels like a snail slurping through a strawwwww

god damn that mei skin is cute as HELL

All different games btw....

is no only else tired of the "medieval rpg sword and bow and arrow chain mail armor stone castles with some elements of magic with not a single element of cute clothing" vibe that all open world games are giving lately..... where's the modern era rpg where's something DIFFERENT

Very "thanks for your work, but the game is out now so get out" energy

How are we in the year 2025 and games are still doing follow quests where your character is faster than the one you're following...

oh god this makes me so much more uncomfortable than I felt 1 hour ago

You don't understand how important it is for me to get another Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party skit from SNL