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Wife at a truck stopin NM circa 2014 on the way from NY to AZ; "do you want anything?" Me; "heah..." Her; "What?" Me: "things...and stuff". (The kids in line before us lost their shit). Caveat; I'd been driving all night and it was around 9 am.
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Where is your favorite place; I'LL START, The Arizona Biltmore.

World peace in one word...

Go on... tell me how big he was...how he made you sore for days.... then tell me how my stick made you best for days.

To quote David Byrne How did i get here?

What they say is unimportant (it's all bullshit) so avoid debate on the statement; The important part is WHY they are saying it... that motive is more revealing than the lie itself.

K, I make dinner every night for my wife and I, not because I'm her bitch, but because I'm a wop...you stupid fuk. She's German, she can bake till you puke, but lets be honest; who do you want to make dinner, a dego? Or a Kraut... Go fok yerself if ANY of this offends you, cuz we are gooood!

The United States of America is full of sycophants who have self destructive tendencies... Prove me wrong... I dare you.

@kizzieben.bsky.social fuk off.

If illegal immigrants receive a paycheck for work, they are paying taxes which they will NEVER get a refund/compensation They are effectively paying into a system they are excluded from. We(trump)are deporting them to countries we PAY to house them at OUR EXPENSE. Before, we had free money. Get it?

1984; Paul, Barry, Me, Matt.

Women; i just wanna spill my problems in a safe environment... Men; I have a problem, how do I fix it... Women; thanks for listening, now the problem is still there but I feel like everyone cares that I'm in crisis. Men; fuk dude, I came to you cuz you're the guy that can fix this shit...

If you voted for trump I have one question for you;

For as long as I live, I’ll never understand how anyone could look at this fucking disaster and think: “yes, that’s the guy I want in charge of everything!”

The "devil" came to me one day as I was nursing a very nice bourbon in a bar, I couldn't really afford at the time, and said "you seem vexed". I replied: WOW...who uses the word vexed?! He continued; What if I told you, I could make all that dissappear and you won't need for a thing? Me: the catch?

#Truthbetold

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.

Orange Hitler wouldn’t want you to spread this photo of his bald spot, so don’t repost. 🤭

Ever seen an Australian shepherd jump? They don't jump per se, they levitate. On close examination, they "load" their hind legs and then seamlessly levitate to what can only seem cosmic heights... Ergo, I have never encouraged my black and tan Rotzzy (25% Rottweiler) to jump.

Riddle me this stupids… Why is BLOTUS so pissed at Amazon if tariffs are a good thing for America?

Before the year is over, Trump will try to declare martial law.

Why are republicans surprised that when you elect an idiot to be POTUS he does idiotic things... SHOCKER!

States rights my ass; By overturning Rowe v Wade the gop has effectively removed the states right to decide a matter that is not specifically in the constitution. Truth is not in the mix when you're the gop...or maga.

Trump lies about EVERYTHING! He is a liar and thus doesn't deserve ANYONE'S trust or loyalty.

There! I’ve fixed it 🛠️

Alabama is now in the ‘find out’ stage Mazda’s Huntsville, Alabama plant just hit pause thanks to Trump’s tariffs. Nothing says “great economy” like factories shutting down because the guy you overwhelmingly voted for doesn’t know shit about business. www.al.com/business/202...

Impeach NOW! THIS FAK HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING AND IS THE MASTER OF INEPTITUDE! NOW, NOT TWO MONTHS FROM NOW....NOW!

This is so good @saletan.bsky.social.