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bymikehopey.bsky.social
Multiple-time 3rd place finisher in the Tennessee Press Association Awards.
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I got tricked into watching a McAfee commercial.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being down 34 points in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl and being like, time to do the Chop.

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Damn, the Canadian government is acting like someone just said Bill Goldberg is the best wrestler of all time to their face, you love to see it

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Journalists love dropping a -30- in stuff just to be cool. I do it.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I love seeing Candice LeRae. World's Cutest Tag Team got a portrait of Dorian Grey thing going. The more success Candice has the uglier Hopey gets or something. Fuck that guy.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Minnesota is 5.2% lake.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

JD is a stupid name. Fuck your initials. Stand on your actual name, jackass. I see you hiding.

submitted 27 days ago • 23 comments

Paramount+ why the fuck are you showing me an ad for Paramount+ when we both know I'm currently on Paramount+?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh yeah, well the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Guy at my barbershop thinks DEI has run too wild but also thinks PBS Newshour does a good job.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is the greatest businessman in the history of business but he's also being misled by his crypto advisors.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I went to USF and I recognize the UCF 2015 national championship.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

They're always calling Charlie Coyle the pride of Weymouth, Mass. like I don't exist.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so excited for the CFP final, the only major thing happening today.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Those plucky nerds at Vandy are having quite the sports year.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Instagram sees me block a bunch of faith based hucksters and just assumes that's all I want to see now.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My alumni assoc. sent me an email about a deal they have on pet insurance. Finally an understanding by someone what life is like for college grads. They can't get afford kids but dogs aren't too expensive yet!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone should get baked and watch Dune (1984) today.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I think I'm a bad photographer I think about how 55% of Americans think a selfie taken in their car is the best way to visually represent themselves online.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Has JD Vance just been sitting around waiting for Trump to call him since November? JD just sitting on the edge of the couch just getting annoyed every time a child tried to bond with him. "Get your pokecrap out of here, father is working."

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

When I hear Nancy Mace I think of the time she bragged about being late to a prayer breakfast because she was having per-marital sex. Just so desperate for attention but not like a child is desperate for attention.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being called the biggest mistake in the history of the NEW BROWNS!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If one of our more heroic senators can rhetorically burn Pete Hegseth good enough, we might be able to save America.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

This is what it feels like to look at the news.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I had to get a new Pixel phone and was low-key surprised that it let me delete the google ai apps.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments