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Your least favorite flavor jelly bean. Disaster bi/pan/unstraight human shaped person thing. Queer Unpleasant Danger. Not your Gay Friend. Defend Trans family or get out of the way. šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø
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Rewatched TPM as the start of a refreshing Skywalker Saga Marathon at my house after taking a little Star Wars breather. Now itā€™s time to hang out with my boyo. šŸ¤˜šŸ»

Replaying Final Fantasy X and damn if the Jar Jar Binks influence wasnā€™t hot and heavy in 2001.

Orientation is a complicated, fluid spectrum that makes identifiers difficult for many people. On top of that, it rarely stays stationary for a personā€™s lifetime. Itā€™s near impossible to 100% pin down. Anyway, this photo is my sexuality. So I guess Iā€™m good.

My LF Deep State Internet Conspiracy Theoryā„¢ļø is that @philszostak.bsky.social continues to withhold The Eye of Webbish Bog from ME personally as a punishment and the rest of you are just unlucky bystanders. He is my own personal Pablo Hidalgo because Iā€™m different than you posers. Pablo is so 2016.

Just a reminder that Kathleen Kennedy is the 3rd most successful producer in film history, following only Steven Spielberg (a frequent collaborator and fellow co-founder of Amblin Entertainment) and Marvelā€™s Kevin Feige. Sheā€™s produced 8 Best Picture nominees and made over $11 billion in box office.

Iā€™ll awake the wrath of the internet but I need to speak my truth: Wind Waker is the best Legend of Zelda game in its legendary series. Final Fantasy IX is the best FF game in its legendary series.

Fuck the McMahon family, full stop.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Say it louder for the congregation in the back.

At this point thereā€™s really no responsible reason to be using Xwitter. Itā€™s only putting more cash in Elonā€™s pocket to attend his personal propaganda party. Iā€™m genuinely sorry if you have 15 years of engaged audience built up. Itā€™s just not ethically justified anymore. Themā€™s the brakes, Kiddo.

Gilletteā„¢ļø The Best A King Can Get.

ā€œYou meanā€¦theyā€™re not down with the L, G or B? I thought they only wanted to legislate the T out of existence,ā€ said no one.

You in high school vs you now (17|35)

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

If your DIY teenage heart didnā€™t desperately want these two to end up together, I guess we werenā€™t the same flavor of punk.

Man, I used to make dick jokes about Star Wars on the internet and now my full time unpaid job is being appalled/exasperated by the impending collapse of democracy. (NOTE: The latter is slightly more emotionally taxing but only the former had occasional internet death threats. Itā€™s a trade-off.)

My kid learned from Spider-Man that some kids have to pay for school lunch and is having a righteous meltdown about it bc ā€œwe HAVE to go to school so people have to FEED US and some people donā€™t have any quartersā€ so congrats, everyone in charge, an 8 yr old is beating you on both logic and empathy

Today Iā€™m 35. I donā€™t have anything witty to say. Iā€™m just 35.

This is the kind of joke that is so good it makes you mad you werenā€™t the one who wrote it.

Like clockwork with these people.

Mood:

What I do when stuck on a phone call..