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byong.bsky.social
Lurker, shirker, tear-jerker. Resistance fighter. Sarcasm and Satire. And sometimes cute puppers and toy robots.
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So much for that "better" economy everyone wanted.

Fuck politics for a second, what happened yesterday was an embarrassment for any public servant, period.

Is it happier here? If not, I'm hoping it's funnier after today's embarrassment.

#IStandWithZelenskyy 🇺🇦 Pass it on.

Happy to report that APA wrote this letter, gathered a coalition across science, and will now pay for ads for it to be disseminated in Science and Chronicle of Higher Ed to spread the word!! unitedsciencealliance.org

The best application of AI on our Windows/Mac would be to ask WTF when it crashes and fixes itself.

All those people who voted red hats for the sake of economy or making money are going to find themselves more broke. If you weren't in a position to make money in the first place, it's going to be worse for you. The system is rigged in favor of the billionaires.

I’d like to see Elmo touch the black budget. Curious to see what happens.

This is how stupid the cult is.

They’re depending on maga stupidity. It’s working.

That’s terrible! Anyway…

MAGA lost their damn minds over the email lady's private server, but are crickets over Elon's 19-year-old "Big Balls" guy having access to all of our private info.

Could use that old fashioned 60’s CIA.

Get 'em where it hurts; pocketbooks. We should all call our banks and threaten to close accounts if they don't apply pressure to doge. He's got all of the accounts used to pay our taxes.

Will somebody please take an axe to the doors of the treasury. They already broke in. We’re not going to beat them with strongly worded soliloquies.

Democrats! Take off the kid gloves, throw out the rule book and tear off those pearls. It’s time to kick the door down!

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked. The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.” This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

Red hats were so busy hating DEI, woke and trans, not realizing they were conned for their vote. Leon is going to take our social security and pump and dump on bitcoin. It’ll tank the dollar. Forget about eggs, they’ll be on the streets.

Jan. 6, 2020, they setup gallows. Tomorrow, it should be a guillotine. Symbolic of course! An actual one would be overkill.

GD!

Happens every time.

When do we get to the part where we do "illegal" things to make sure those with power stop doing illegal things.

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Bend the knee.

When that motherfucker dies the celebrations will be visible from space.

They don’t have the palate to deserve such cuisine in the first place.

It may be time to elect democratic leaders with fangs, not dentures.

Russia is now calling elon a nazi? I hope he has a parachute.

I thought we got away from the fake story time from the press secretaries.

A guy in an icee uniform is fixing the cold brew taps here in Starbucks. Don’t get my hopes up.

Man, with all the non-legals being kicked out, I don't want poor white people to make the food. They don't know anything past cheese, mayo and salt.

If vote = support, and a person votes for a racist, fascist and rapist, does that mean you support a racist, fascist and rapist? Does that also mean you are a potential, if not already, a racist, fascist and rapist? Does the math check out?

Let it burn.

MAGA crying about eggs and gas while our protections get gutted. China lapping us in AI and open-sourcing it in our face. Billionaires eating taxpayer money, but let's yell at trans folk and people of color. Red hats cosplaying patriots, "owning libs" while rich guys lol to the bank. GTFOH.

People on TikTok are reporting ICE raids happening in small cities in various states. To get past algorithmic censorship, they’re writing down the information on paper and holding up and shuffling through the handwritten signs as they talk about pretend subjects like shopping, food, and animals.

With bird flu on the rise, yeah let's see how that goes.

Of all the people to be mega-billionaires, we get stuck with the ones with the most fragile egos.

All this hatin’ on DEI when we’ve spent years dumbing down education for them. Math, motherfucker.

JOOSIE.

How about we just say no? Like California tells them feds to fuck off.

America first, sell national security intel second. Grab a few billion tax cuts on your way out.