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What trippygamer420 is trying to say here is they are intoxicated.

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

The ninja turtles have always been black.

Someone say something good. Something they like. Ya know for the monotony’s sake.

In South Carolina, tonight: “I have an ectopic pregnancy. It’s on my ovary. They’re making me risk my ovary even though I don’t want to. They refuse to do the surgery.” #ForcedBirthNation Original Post: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yCKENt/

Big poops today. Good for me.

Roody poo

people with more than one bathroom be like "You didn't piss in the poop room did you?"

Tonight M’lady, a thrupence and nine.

The password is: Lanky Boy

I hope someone murders elon musk.

There are so many men in this country that just need the absolute dog shit beat out of them. It would fix so many problems.

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

They might throw a parade in your name if you were the one who Did Something. Just something I thought about

Fuck Breaking News!!!! The only breaking news I wanna hear is that the motherfucker died.

When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

The snakes visit when I poop too much.

Not wild about being beheaded in the town square. But love to see the startled birds fly from their perches as the sword sings, as if to symbolize my immortal essence flying toward da Heavenz

Imagine being covered in tattoos and you’re afraid of the dentist.

Naruto would forgive Mitch McConnell. And that’s why Naruto fucking sucks.

Wild ass nicotine patch dream. Had an entire horror Movie play out with musical numbers and everything.