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😈Pulp princess😈 👄Word witch👄 🔞18+/NSFW🔞 I write romance novels, darling I’m laughing, I can’t remember to update my CR, just ASK me 📚
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MY TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ ROMANTASY, THE PRINCE'S DEAREST GUARDS SERIES OFFICIALLY REACHED 10,000+ READERS ON ITS 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! 🎉🎉🎉 books2read.com/u/4Xlyo7 I honestly have no words, this feels surreal in so many ways🧵⬇️

Looking for a fairytale remix?? Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Beauty & The Beast, with a contemporary cowboy twist! Check out my Cowboys of California trilogy today! 🤠💖📚 #blackbooksky #romancesky 🌵ebook: https://amzn.to/4cYLaUd / www.kobo.com/us/en/s... 🌵print: www.therippedbodice....

One of the first records I bought

Gotta give the people what they want (a SHIVER ME snippet)

Authors, any time you've deluded yourself into thinking there's a metric you can hit where you'll be happy and feel sufficient, just remember you can literally be one of the most well-paid and widely read of all time and still desperately crave validation and attn enough to become human garbage.

SHIVER ME MMC in a meme … poor guy

A user of Itch io? Click on over and find several of the books in the Narratess Indie Sale bundled together in epic, cheap clusters. 18 books for just 21 bucks! https://itch.io/b/2944/narratess-indie-sale-april-2025-fantasy-2 💙📚

This has been a great week for my business, actually, where we make graphs of stock prices

Me: I don’t care so much about Pokémon Sees the evee evolutions and falls down

I’m counting on a long list here! I am in desperate need of Ace recs 🥺

HAPPY ACE DAY Y'ALL 🖤💜🤍

Pros of being an indie author: I get to make ALL the decisions myself! 😃 Cons of being an indie author: I have to make ALL the decisions myself 😩

"why does everyone wanna draw GOONER art, why can't we go back to making REAL art and not this degen shit"- the humble nun sex painting from over 145 years ago:

I can't enjoy my porn unless it has intricate layers of world building behind it.

We're celebrating #IndieApril with the #NarratessIndieSale ! You can get almost 300 SFF books at $1.99, and the site has nice filters to help you find what you want! indiebook.sale 💙📚

Here's my Frog & Shiba Inu Compression Socks! They come in 3 sizes! 15-20 mmHg! So they're great for everyday wear. They should be done production by the end of this month! Please share! They're still available for limited pre-order. Which compression sock do you like best?

Literally a chapter in Shiver Me dedicated to the deliciousness of eel and no that’s not a euphemism

What sucks about a third global recession happening in my lifetime is I now know what it means and I can't just play wii through it

Can you tell me your favorite author website? Like which author’s have the sickest websites!

And if we're already mutuals please don't hesitate to reach out via DMs! :)

Indie authors just want one thing and it's DISGUSTING (a popular book reviewer to find their book, love it, and rave about it across all of social media) (btw, book reviewers, you can request copies of my sapphic fantasy books here: dax.ink/review)

Pirates were historically bi as hell so of course Shiver Me is too! A little pirate captain x governess realness coming your way Summer of 2025! Bi4bi, duh.

If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

call me weird, but I refuse to tag partial non-sexual nudity as nsfw. women's boobs are not inherently sexual. Nudity is not inherently sexual. In Italy there's statues of naked people everywhere. Grow up.

Sacrificed to demons. Killed by velociraptors. Hacked to pieces by axe murderers. Read these deaths and more in Killer Debt: An Anthology of Murder, releasing on April 30th Preorder on Itch: diannagunn.itch.io/killer-debt And elsewhere: books2read.com/u/bO9Ne9 #IndieApril #BookSky

A lot of creative folks are demoralized right now. Hell, I'm one of them. Maybe some of them are helping you through this rough time. If so, do me a solid: Share their stuff. Drop them a kind word. Tip their Ko-fis, or join their Patreons. It seems like nothing, but it's everything right now. 🤘

Artist friends who have a shop, comment below with links! Folks who like to buy merch and art take a look! Your money going to an independent artist instead of a big corporate store means the world to someone and can can literally be life changing

Want to support indie authors who don't sell exclusively on the Zon? Check out this group sale of wide authors who sell on all kinds of ebook platforms! books.bookfunnel.com/gowildforwid... 📚💙 📚🌈 #romancelandia 📚🌶️

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

The new Rose of Versailles film will stream on Netflix on April 30!

Tariffs tomorrow, Queen? Tariffs tomorrow? Is what my feed is like rn ……

Going to bed Thinking about how nice it would be If you preordered my book And helped me hit my goal of 69 preorders

The girl who stole my March 📚💙 Let’s talk about Oathbound!! There might be spoilers. Me… i had completely written off BreeNick until Prenumbra and ooommmggg what is going on with Sel

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 1,1965

Feels pretty Val Kilmer of him to go out on April Fool’s Day

WHAT IF I REVEALED MY TITLE? 📚💙 🌶️📚 the Wretched Lady Book One is officially…

If you want to write a novel in a month, you still can. Go for it. You don't need official authority. If you find a strict time limit motivating, set one. If you need internal permission to take time to write, grant it to yourself. If you need solidarity to moan about it, Bluesky is right here.

WHAT IF I REVEALED MY TITLE? 📚💙 🌶️📚 the Wretched Lady Book One is officially…

My loves, spring is here and this bundle was much requested. Pick what you pay ($0 to infinity!) and snag Michael and Kayla's whole love story! Sale ends April 30! 🍭 payhip.com/b/2B3xo

I am sat!

Hehehe gonna post big news tomorrow ignoring that it’s April fools day …….

Support your authors, my darlings! Trad, hybrid, indie, etc, we are ALL struggling and underpaid for the amount of labour put in.