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All you ever have to do is step one foot out of the country to realize we are a garbage dump of a country.

Cut off the oil and gas. Do it Canada. Don’t be like democrats fucking do it. I don’t give a fuck.

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

I’m begging. Breweries. It’s January. I don’t want, or need, 9 IPA choices. I swear I will buy them in summer just please….

At an Estate Sale: Man (to the room): Look a Reagan autobiography, what a great president he was right? My wife: Why don’t you shove that autobiography up your ass. Who says soulmates aren’t real…

If you built a neighborhood without sidewalks, I’m walking right down the middle of the god damn street and you’re just gonna have to run me the fuck over GFY…

What’s happening on Red Note is the god damn funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life… Good job, America, you’ve made the actual Chinese Tik Tok the #1 app in the App Store. Love when a plan comes together. You’re gonna need another bill.

Nothing enrages me more than looking up Amtrak trains and fares. And that’s saying something GFY.

If you call a film a “flick” you should automatically be banned from watching them gfy…

What in the holy fucking hell has happened to the sport of Darts?

So is this what they do with snow totals now? Just say 3-21 inches and then say “look we were right”. GFY

Go fuck your too perfectly straight, boring, professionally installed Xmas lights….

Let me get this straight. You paid the GOVERNMENT for vanity “Don’t Tread On Me” license plates? Got it. Makes total sense. Carry on.

Get Trossard off of this pitch. #arsenal

Me to my wife: Kraftwerk is coming! My wife: You love that brewery! Me: It’s…it’s a band. My wife: Oh everyone asks me about your Kraftwerk t-shirt I wear and tell them it’s your favorite brewery. 😐🫤

Are your parents collecting “ice cream stick” level hoarders? There are levels…

Mass Deportation Now… For people with Christmas trees up before Thanksgiving GFY.

Godzilla probably has a lot of bird crap on him but it’s not the first thing you’d notice

Please Lord, I don’t ask for much, just for Kid Rock to be named Surgeon General.

There hasn’t been a hurricane since Trump was elected. Really makes you think huh?

Or you could just murder me in my sleep instead…

It’s back on…

GFY.