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That was Anal Cunt with “Hell Bent for Leatherman”. Now, before the weather, here’s “Derek, You’re on My Foot again” by The Nifty Chops. Sound of the summer.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Survived an assassination attempt when the Princess of Landmines’ armoured limo tried to run me off the road in my white Fiat Uno in a Paris underpass in 1997

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red stripe at night, workers rights red stripe in the morning, final warning

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If you don’t already like Zelenskyy enough: He said "fuck you bitch (suka, blyat)" to JD Vance during their argument.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Maybe if Kate and Gerry McCann wanted that Polish girl to leave them alone, they should have taken her on holiday to Priai da Luz and gone out for tapas while she slept. Worked last time.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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@skeetsapp.com Hello, Skeets Pro subscriber here, enjoying the app. Running v1.22.0 on iOS 8.3.1 on an iPhone 16 Pro Max. I view my BlueSky feed via Tapestry and would like to be able to set it to open BlueSky posts in Skeets. Can you please tell me Skeets’ url scheme details, see screenshot. Thanks

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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People who watch the SuperBowl #names

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Asking for a fiend….is there a website you can download pdfs of judgments from Courts in the animal world, which ultimately are decided by whether or not the “participants” had previously “enjoyed” a “consexual”(sic) relationship Bonus if the pdfs are narrated by Attenborough

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Check out this clip of @daftlimmy.bsky.social on Twitch analysing my 2012 Twitter exchange with dirty old bollocks Marc Almond if you get the chance. Sound of the summer (of 2012) https://youtu.be/hKe-vIlblvc?si=vUMvLeAW7pGFP0Fj And props to sweet @amypeanut.bsky.social for alerting me

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Post a picture of who you think should be the new leader of Reform UK Ltd.

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The real question IMO is WTF no-good doings are the fash really plotting and getting up to behind the cover of all this Musk/Farage/Starmer smokescreen cuntery

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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Merry Christmas, bastards, and fuck off obviously Have a lovely day tomorrow x

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This photo was taken immediately after my monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes. Not sure I'd realised quite what I'd done

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"I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces."

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“HERE MATE, WHAT IPAs YOU GOT THERE”?

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Hoping these two spend Christmas Day watching the fire brigade sift through the remains of their house.

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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

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That was Anal Cunt with “Hell Bent for Leatherman”. Now, before the weather, here’s “Derek, You’re on My Foot again” by The Nifty Chops. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Survived an assassination attempt when the Princess of Landmines’ armoured limo tried to run me off the road in my white Fiat Uno in a Paris underpass in 1997

red stripe at night, workers rights red stripe in the morning, final warning

If you don’t already like Zelenskyy enough: He said "fuck you bitch (suka, blyat)" to JD Vance during their argument.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Maybe if Kate and Gerry McCann wanted that Polish girl to leave them alone, they should have taken her on holiday to Priai da Luz and gone out for tapas while she slept. Worked last time.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

People who watch the SuperBowl #names

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Asking for a fiend….is there a website you can download pdfs of judgments from Courts in the animal world, which ultimately are decided by whether or not the “participants” had previously “enjoyed” a “consexual”(sic) relationship Bonus if the pdfs are narrated by Attenborough

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out this clip of @daftlimmy.bsky.social on Twitch analysing my 2012 Twitter exchange with dirty old bollocks Marc Almond if you get the chance. Sound of the summer (of 2012) https://youtu.be/hKe-vIlblvc?si=vUMvLeAW7pGFP0Fj And props to sweet @amypeanut.bsky.social for alerting me

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Post a picture of who you think should be the new leader of Reform UK Ltd.

The real question IMO is WTF no-good doings are the fash really plotting and getting up to behind the cover of all this Musk/Farage/Starmer smokescreen cuntery

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Merry Christmas, bastards, and fuck off obviously Have a lovely day tomorrow x

This photo was taken immediately after my monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes. Not sure I'd realised quite what I'd done

"I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces."

“HERE MATE, WHAT IPAs YOU GOT THERE”?

Hoping these two spend Christmas Day watching the fire brigade sift through the remains of their house.

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

@skeetsapp.com Please add a timeline marker with iCloud synchronisation across multiple devices ASAP, and ability to change fonts, please and thanks

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