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Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 Psycho (1960) By David Seidman

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I'm reminded that what got us out of the Depression was socialist policies, a 90% tax rate on the rich and killing millions of fascists.

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Okay, genuine belly laugh at the very end of this.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Ain't no law says a dog can't do my taxes

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Good morning. Let's start another day of getting nothing done. 😆

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Snowy

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I'll give the movie poster high marks

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😂😂

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This is Bella and Hank. They have a commensal relationship in which Bella benefits and Hank neither benefits nor is harmed. 13/10 for both

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Too real. I feel like I’ve posted this before but it is worthy of repeating. #chronicillness #chronicpain

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Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the south-west (and Janet Leigh) in NIGHT OF THE LEPUS! 🐇🐇🐇 Grab the Blu-ray: shoutfactory.com/products/nig...

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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

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Gory stuff

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This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10

submitted 28 days ago • 104 comments

Apparently, it's rude to poke someone in the forehead and say "Skip Intro" when they start talking to you.

submitted 39 days ago • 9 comments

fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason

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Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

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“the United States is not a startup. The federal government exists to do all of the things that are definitionally not profitable, that serve the public good rather than protect investor profits. (The vast majority of startups also fail, something the United States cannot afford to do.)”

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This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10

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7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

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Doesn't mean I am a Nosferatu

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Lot of fun to be had with tentacle hands

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This is honestly so important

submitted 62 days ago • 12 comments

Saving the world before bedtime

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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 66 days ago • 262 comments

This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10

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