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Space Ghost Coast to Coast was the first grown up show I was ever allowed to watch. Godspeed, George Lowe. What a legend.

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Me every time I fall asleep with a textbook on my chest

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Just found out that I've been banned from the plasma clinic for "unacceptable behavior." Nobody will tell me what I did. I sit hooked up to the machine reading my book. I don't even talk to anybody.

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I could wait for the rabbi to show up later and I could ask him in person, but I'm curious. If an Orthodox person dies and they have a pacemaker, should I remove it before the tahara or is it going in the ground with them? What is worse, the act of removing it, or burying them with metal inside?

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I'm just thinking about the garlic that was sitting on that plate across from me last night in the fancy restaurant, the oil glistening, the salt and pepper flakes sparkling on the browned flesh, the perfect papery skin lifted off it just slightly 😩 🤌🤌

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Went to a fancy family dinner last night, and one of the dishes (not mine) was garnished with a whole roasted head of garlic. I didn't want to look like a maniac so I kept my "you gonna eat that" to myself. I felt like this, occasionally stealing glances across the table.

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#NightTideMag's THE HORROR EVOLUTION WILL BE COLORIZED Season 2 is here: @lmariewood.bsky.social dives into Black Horror Cinema, and Black creatives shaking and crafting their own tables. nighttidemag.com/2025/02/27/w... 👻📽️ #horrorsky #filmsky #BlackHistoryMonth

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it’s tough to stomach for many, but the left is going to have to arm itself. of course we will always be out-gunned but for deterrence and self-defense sake, we will need to be able to have armed protectors of the movement

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Study slave had never heard the term "pallbearer" before, which led to me providing an abbreviated (but still like 30 minute) history of the WWF that nobody asked for.

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You've had your melatonin, and now you're explaining funeral pricing and trying not to slur cuz you forgot you were on call: "That's why it's called 'direct,' it's... no funeral, only cremation." "No funeral?!" "Did you want one?" "No." "But what if we did?" "That cost more 🥴"

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Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate. May our love for those lost grow with every mention of their names.

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When the most high-strung micromanager I have ever known tells me to lighten up:

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The Southern Reach trilogy has had my attention for several days. I keep getting home, turning the TV on, then off, and going back to binge the books. I haven't slept much this week, but I'm almost done with Acceptance.

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Her: "I'm not finding a photo for a makeup reference." Me: "Check the obituary on the website." Her: "That's what I'm doing-Oh goddammit her profile picture is just a cross." Me: "Across from where? 😃" Her: "No that's the only photo they have, it's just a stupid cross."

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Might have met my dog's brother this morning whilst walking. My boy is usually shy, but they ran right up to each other. They look alike, and they're both 12. His owner said she'd gotten him from the pound, which is where my boy would have ended up if I hadn't swooped in when I did. 👀

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It's my day off, and I just finished Authority by Jeff VanderMeer. I could move on to the next book, Acceptance, but I need to take a break from the intensity. Immediately turns on the last episode of Last Podcast on the Left's series on the Batavia mutiny Ahaaaaa I do this to myself 😅

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If you do it in a Catholic church you can call it a chrism jism prism

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If you fill a kaleidoscope with cum you can call it a jism prism

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Houseboy #1 has expressed interest in learning how to be Of Service to my gentleman friend/s. Just the act of appearing before a fellow man in his Cute Little Outfit™️ will be a special humiliation. We'll start with drink service and then work our way to human furniture.

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Office goth life: Bathing a dead woman, washing her long beautiful hair and blow-drying it, braiding thick locks of it w/ purple ribbons, cutting the braids, placing them into black velvet bags for her children, blasting Clan of Xymox, knowing I have spreadsheets to fix, eyeing my empty coffee cup.

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Why I wouldn't have been invited to explore Area X: there is a 700 lb wild boar charging at the group and all I can think of is killing it, digging a pit, lining it with stones, preheating for like 8 hrs, do we have a big enough consomme pot to steam this baby once we wrap it with the right leaves,

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Had 3 Audible credits and 4 books I wanted to listen to. I was debating just getting the first 3 and coming back later, and then I found the first 3 available in a single unabridged compilation and it was available for 1 credit! Somebody down there likes me. I'll take whatever wins I can tbh.

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It's on Shudder 🎀

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Dropped what I was doing and googled Robbie Williams nudes, frowned at the lack of body hair but overall pleased with what I found.

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I wish someone around here would do a production of Arbus and West.

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Spot on.

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Tim Robinson is perfect

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Me when Chuck Testa

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Her: "I just, like, avoid the news, I don't know anything about trade wars." Me: "How... Do you remember that time we played Settlers of Catan?" Fortunate Son begins to play

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