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ex-etcarrieanne 😈 high bridge truther (stp resident)
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Tired of the algorithm? Click-based news ranking sites? May I suggest: the humble Print Newspaper, lovingly hand-crafted by your local journalists, 100% guaranteed not to come out more than once a day and overwhelm you

When I pull myself with one leg on my desk chair

Hmm. The soft animal of my body does not love this

this Tim Kreider comic was published 20 years ago and i've thought of it continually since it came out

I like the Turf Club, or Large White Squirrel

My whole life I've been peering into screens at other people. when do I get to peer out

Yeah, violence is out of control here, in some ways

You ever just want to go to Estonia and club with the girlies

Nothing makes life seem so fragile as an AP outage

I love how every American city is like "we are not like other cities, we have neighborhoods!"

Paint drunk, bookbind sober

Many people don't know the Count of Monte Cristo is the source of such common tropes as "glow up" and "dad upgrade"

Heaven is real and it is the anchor paper store

The wild thing is that sports tickets are such a good deal. You get to see two teams play for the price of one

Can't believe they didn't call that Gunpowder series "the fantastic mr. Fawkes"

Me, 6 years into journalism: the deadline is sacred. We forsake all to meet it. All hail the pages sent to press on time. My coworkers hitting their 20th year: well, the paper might get out by tomorrow

It's weird how many barcodes are involved in flying in 2023 but if you go too far down that road you become Hobby Lobby

Letting the anxious dog microdose leaving the house by playing the lord of the rings soundtrack

There are two wolves inside of me. They're reading Steppenwolf and one of them hates the bourgeoisie

Blank notebook at the beginning of the school year atmosphere here