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she/her. engineer. warrior ethos?
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Born to get my funny up, forced to get my money up

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They need to invent going out in public without being perceived

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

The thing about bugs is that nothing is sacred. Like get out of my water glass, don't you know that's rude

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I need a mononym so when I'm famous my Wikipedia article can say, "known mononymously as"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I admire the ameoba. It thinks and yet it is only goo. Curious

submitted 637 days ago • 0 comments

Interviewing a candidate while my hair is a rats nest thinking the entire time about how I should have brought a hairbrush

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"You're not lazy, you're overwhelmed" bitch maybe I'm both

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

When I grow up, I wanna be a toxic lesbian vampire

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submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I just got back in bed and my sheets went into 4D mode and I have no idea which way is up anymore I'm scared help me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

not all those who wander are lost, but i am definitely lost

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's ok to be a slut for little debbie's snacks. There are far worse things to be

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

My dreams have been hot garbage lately. I even had a sex dream the other night. Hello? Where are the SPIDER dreams??? The good shit??? Normie ass dreams..

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In my soup era

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The sexual tension between me and crashing out

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

sorry for asking if u hate me all the time i just wanna make sure nothing changed from 5 minutes ago

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

leaving out cookies for chappell roan tonight (happy pride month eve)

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Bedrotting is self care

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

you belong here. with us

submitted 20 days ago • 35 comments

sorry for being funnier than you, it will happen again

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

Tea Time 🍵

submitted 25 days ago • 41 comments

hello game industry I would like 1x Stray-like spider game please. thanks in advance

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