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cactus.dev
likes spiders, corn dogs, and girls. she/her.
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Girls rock

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wired up a pretty diabolical whatchamacallit at work today

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Human 2.0 will have DMA from the brain to the fingers to accelerate typing

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like I might be the best at birdwatching. I see those mfs all the time.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

When I come to power, it will be illegal for any public/employee bathroom to supply single-ply toilet paper.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

ﾆｬｰﾝ

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I will not share my gummy bears with anyone, sorry

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Zelda says that all of our problems would be fixed if we all licked more buttholes.

submitted 7 days ago • 123 comments

jill and fore #va11halla

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

one of those days #va11halla

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Sometimes I sit like this and think about absolutely nothing of consequence and I think that's what life is all about

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Hot girl shit (taking out the trash)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Me n the girls when given unsupervised access to a cat

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs..." #dinchenix #pixelart #clippy

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Look at this

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

watch out: there's a drug on the streets called "tagalongs". insanely addictive. this shit is everywhere. and the fucked up part is they're using children to push it.

submitted 11 days ago • 41 comments

昼頃から何も食べずにお腹痛そうにしてましたが食べ始めたので一安心です。明日は元気な姿見せてね

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wearing all black for valentine's day

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//// v //// ❤️ #va11halla #ValentinesDay

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

O v < ---- ⭐ #va11halla #ValentinesDay

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time in months I had an actually good, fulfilling, relatively happy day, and now it's everyone else's problem >:)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

extremely important PSA

submitted 18 days ago • 74 comments

All girl want is wear big shirt no pant, lay on couch with book, drink tea, and nap

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

jill & fore #va11halla

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

In all ways but physical I am this cow.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

submitted 531 days ago • 11 comments

why have we just accepted as a species that couches are not big enough to sit sideways with your legs crossed on

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

my toxic trait is that when I'm presented with "send this to the prettiest girl you know" only one of the girls is getting it, and it's not always the same person

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

misery loves comfy

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

#va11halla

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

They should have a Biggest Album Grammy for whoever put out the record with the largest diameter in the previous year

submitted 26 days ago • 44 comments