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Game designer with body dysmorphia. 6'5", 250+ lbs, I'm on route to grow as huge as I can. πŸ’ͺ🏻 I'm pretty good at Magic the Gathering and Fortnite. Deathtouch, Lifelink. πŸ’€πŸŒ΅ (He/Him)
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So I went to a thing. πŸŒ•

This is all I'm going to talk about for the next few months. πŸ€–

Maybe I'm hungover or maybe I'm bigger than I was yesterday. πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ€”

I'd happily become a tree in case any of my followers are magic users. 🌳

It's funny because I obviously stop paying attention to this stuff after some time, but yeah it's super noticeable! Even on the ground floor my movement has a lot of weight to it and it really carries. I kind of feel for my housemates. πŸ’ͺ🏻 ngl.link/cactusguy

I'm drunk!

I have some really talented friends.

QUICK! Repost this with a pic and your fave Pokemon! 🌡

🌲🌳🌴🌴 🌲 🌳 🌳 🌲 🌴🌲🌳 🌳 🌲 🌴🌲🌳 🌳 🌴 🌲 🌳 🌲🌳🌴🌴 🌳 🌲🌳🌴 🌳 🌳🌴🌴🌲 🌲🌳🌴🌴 🌳 🌲🌳🌴 🌳 🌳🌴🌴🌲 🌴🌴🌲🌳 🌲 🌲🌳🌳 🌴 🌲🌳🌴🌲

Starting my next full campaign tonight as DM! 🀩

So normally when I take these photos it's accidental, but yeah it's not a bad angle. 😜 And I'm cutting 115 kg! πŸ’ͺ🏻 ngl.link/cactusguy

Oh I actually got a BUNCH of these, so I might save a few for later. But keep the questions coming. πŸ’ͺ🏻😝

So my arms are my favourite area, I'm pretty confident that's obvious by now, but my legs have probably changed the most. Skinny legs run in my family and I used to be a bean pole. They're pretty thick now, especially compared to other people. πŸ’ͺ🏻

As of this morning I'm 255 lbs, and my arms are a little over 17 inches. πŸ’ͺ🏻

I really appreciate so many kind messages! Even post gym when I'm messy and sweaty and not at my cutest! 😝

I'm kinda feeling egotistical and want to talk about myself. πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ» ngl.link/cactusguy

Y'all I'm so groggy! I've woken up with so much grog. I need to somehow reduce the grogiem levels. 😡

Okay so I'm not the biggest Final Fantasy guy, but this card is cute AF and looks like a fun mechanic. I might have to build him as a commander. 😝

Post your most daddy pic. Oops, I posted two. 🀷🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

You know when a workout just leaves you feeling fantastic? Now I just gotta meet my protein goal. πŸ’ͺ🏻

I'm not feeling very Photogenic but my arms are feeling HUGE after my workout. πŸ’ͺ🏻

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

I love when a cool idea for a D&D weapon finds me. 🐟

I've picked up some bad habits this season.

Anyone want to buy me a protein shake? I want to can keep the growth going! ko-fi.com/cactusguy πŸ’ͺ🏻😜

The thinner tree was cut down years ago, and the larger one has been supporting and feeding it since then. They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn. This natural phenomenon is known as inosculation.

For Valentine’s Day post you and your partner! 🫢🏻