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The best way to start our day 🥰 (He’s snoring like a tiny adorable chainsaw)

Was gonna dress up all fancy and take Smosh out to a new Italian place but it seems like we’re actually just gonna spend Valentines watching Bob’s Burgers with him draped across me half asleep as I scratch his head True love right here y’all 🥰

Y’all know him, y’all love him, and weirdly y’all usually side with him, but only I get to smooch him, it’s the one and only Smosh. Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life, the tiny man who fits perfectly against me in my hugs and who makes me smile every day 🥰❤️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Yeah I dunno what people are talking about, Captain America: Brave New World is good. Not A-tier but i haven’t heard a theater laugh and cheer that much in a while. Carl Lumbly, Harrison Ford and Anthony all act the fuck out of their roles. Good shit.

Woke up today to a sleeping Smosh next to me in bed for the first time in a week and have spent the last hour with my lil baby snuggled on me like a koala God I’m so glad he’s feeling better and isn’t banished to the guest room

Welp, I’m sick too now, I think. Alas, it is only my fault, for as Josh says, I have not bought us the 6-bedroom house that he deserves, and thus am at risk of contagion in our 1500 sqft apartment. Totally nothing to do with me attending to his every need and forgetting my mask. Imma go get 🍩s

Poor Smosh caught the flu at work so he’s all sick and sleepy and sad… but it means I get to baby him and play nursemaid 🥰 Which because PSN is down, means watching Bob’s Burgers and rubbing his sore legs while he fades in and out of sleep on the other side of the couch Love this lil man

Fantastic Four looks PERFECT. Like my god, they nailed it

Abracadabra fuckin’ slaps. That is all.

Oh I am *very* angry tonight. Hateful, evil, stupid men. And stupid, hateful, and ignorant people who put them in power.

I tricked him into coming into my blanket nest for headscratches and now he’s asleep on my chest. *quiet happy hums*

Was not expecting the fucking Moonlight Greatsword to show up in Castlevania but holy shit Nocturne was SO FUCKING GOOOD

I ran to the store late for him cause Smosh hasn’t been feeling well and come back to this adorable sweetness. God I love this silly lil man. Nobody tell him, only I am supposed to be allowed to know he’s a secret sweetheart

God i fucking hate being unable to exercise, I want this stupid bandage off my hand already

Hubby’s finally wearing the apron I got him 2 years ago lol What a cutie

Team lead of the last 5 years is leaving. Ugh. Yay. This sucks.

Shoutout to the hubby who tyok me in for hand surgery (simple cyst removal) and got me McDonald’s on the way home Love you bunches baby

The hot new musical about a hapless explorer that kicks off the Great Hyperspace War.

Finished up my bike ride to find Smosh watching the newest episode of the Pit Stop and my god, Raven and Bob look absolutely incredible

Happy New Year from our family to yours y’all It’s 9:20 and he won’t let me out of bed cause he wants cuddles

Boyfriend zoomies are a terrifying and adorable thing. Could barely get to sleep last night cause the mans was zooomin’ around the apartment and giggling and poking me

Woken up at 8:15 by our maintenance guy triggering our doorbell and getting it stuck so it plays on repeat Yaaaay

HE’S FINALLY HOME Best Christmas present I could ever ask for 🥰

Merry Christmas all ya filthy nerds

Okay that was a wild episode of Skeleton Crew I can’t believe they pulled that fucking gag with Wim

I just want to be healthy again so I can work out again 😭😫