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Si vous voulez: The first album I bought with my own moneys: Paul Simon's 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 (1986).

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This time last year, a long D&D campaign was coming to an end. The BBEG was in the crosshairs of the party. Battle ensued. To elicit the right amount of ire, the VTT pog I made for the villain was Jason "Porkchop" Kenney, as a large number of my players are in Alberta.

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I object to the limit of four! It is arbitrary and restrictive and I am prone to both rigid focus & whimsy! That said, here are four hot dudes to illustrate my taste in men.*

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Trump take egg. Sheinbaum dar huevo

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A lot of people who’ve posted that “I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people” quote need to know that they should care about other people. I want my tax dollars to go to paying for insulin for the most vile MAGA asshole you ever heard of; that’s part of “everyone”.

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Imma chef kissing this post.

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"I voted for him 3x because he promised to be cruel and vindictive to people I hate.. not meeeeeeee" 🙄

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"Popo shut him down" or whatever Kesha said #arcane #loris #rictus

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I know there is fierce competition, but I think I found the worst person in Texas.

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Man he really called it

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“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.” Beyond parody.

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I am certain knowing this will be enough for the dispossessed, marginalized, fired, purged, interned, and killed by this idiot tyrant. Worth it to be smug about knowing better than TFG when his jackbooted thugs take you to a nice camp where you can smugly concentrate. 🙄

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Great job people! Foot traffic in Target is down by 3.9%. Over that same time foot traffic at Costco has increased by 4.6%. They are feeling the consequences of their policies & actions! Keep it up!!! Hit them where it hurts the most ! The wallet!💙👍

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I just signed a petition demanding the Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba... you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

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It’s not just Texas. Measles vax rates are down in NYC as well. Most recent data: Just 81% of kids here got their first MMR dose by 24 months (down from 94% pre-pandemic) NYC Health Dept is urging all parents to make sure their kids are vax’d Learn more: on.nyc.gov/measles

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As promised, here are the slides I shared with students to convince them to NOT use chatGPT and other artificial stupidity. TL;DR? AI is evil, unsustainable and stupid, and I'd much rather they use their own brains, make their own mistakes, and actually learn something. 🪄

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Just blocked and hid the reply of someone both-sidesing Nazis. *Nazis*. Nope.

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Since the January 6 pardons - the recidivism rate in America is up 25%

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J6 insurrectionists says he is a national hero who went to prison for his country…..

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I really really really hope this is untrue. Simultaneously, I really³ do not need a source to cite, do I? FFS Go home Murca, you’re a failed state.

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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

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They ain’t owed my pleasantries. Testify Sister Watson.

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Emerald Apartheid gotta apart.

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I am really bored of Americans saying shit like, «um this is like so unamerican,» or «unprecedented,» or «never happened before…. » FFS, read your damn history. I know you won’t but I keep hoping. MAGA is the great of hegemony, oppression, bigotry, genocide, dictators, & concentration camps.

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It’s time for people of faith, morality, and conscience to hold the people in our lives accountable for their willing partnership with this filth. We may need to sever ties with our family members, friends, neighbors, and co-workers who still champion him. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-may-nee...

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I mean why would his stylist not hate him? Everyone else does.

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