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caezar.io

Programmer, inventor, challenger, security enthusiast. I block early and often, sorry if I throw you out with the bath water.

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“Now”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well, I implemented a Merkle PATRICIA Trie in SQLite. No, not on top of SQLite. In SQLite. WITH RECURSIVE plus WITHOUT ROWID plus a small app-defined function. Might be time to stop. (This is for a very cool verifiable transparency log indexing thing.)

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

[completely unlike every other AI company,] “Builder.AI was just riding on the backs of human creators and taking credit for their work with the mystical conception of free labor.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Reason #66,528 not to use Android

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

submitted 3 days ago • 576 comments

Sang Cher’s Believe with Pub Choir tonight! So much fun to make something with a thousand people. If you have a chance, the tour is just starting and really is a blast of 90 minutes.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

CUT MY LIST IN TWO PIECES THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Working up a 5-course dinner party and thinking about this! Best food I’ve ever made, guests won’t have any idea, just made for the love of giving.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you have been living in a cave, GreyNoise is Distributed Detection of Service; the opposite of Denial. Using lots of honeypots, reporting on sweeping behaviors. What’s in the wild? Ask GreyNoise.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Andy Jassy: AI is helping teams avoid costs and increase productivity. Has anyone actually shipped a study showing these facts to be true? Are they more true for greenfield development? My brief attempts to get engineering from autocomplete were hilarious.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

A Fortinet sales drone called me. I spent their minutes talking them into quitting. Folks, Fortinet is real bad, mkay?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 12 days ago • 264 comments

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submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

He got a REAL ID, is a citizen and was arrested and told his real id was fake. ICE is a disgrace.

submitted 14 days ago • 424 comments

Mike Lawler told me, to my face, he would not vote for a bill that cut a single penny of benefits from Medicaid. Mike Lawler got MAD at me when I called him a liar for moving the bill forward. And now he broke his promise AGAIN. Mike Lawler is a liar and a fraud. And a terrible lay.

submitted 15 days ago • 64 comments

I was this many days old when I learned that Google can’t build Android on ARM CPUs. Remember that it’s a Linux distribution! I’ve always added “except Android, obviously” to “never trust Google for hardware”. That may have been wrong?!