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caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social
20 He/Him former nospacer psych major, wannabe vampire, red 40 enthusiast https://caffeinatedsatanist.straw.page caffeinated on airbuds caffeinatedsatanist on discord
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how would yall cut this pizza

why is it always the social media i actually like getting fucked on

stroke the shaft and cup the balls, trump.

it’s been a while how are yall

i’m about to get real annoying with nothing to drown out the thoughts

well

miss yall

fuck ticket master and fuck dynamic pricing reseller go to hell and burn 👎👎👎

oh it seems only 3 of mutuals posting anymore (i am also apart of the problem)

how do you tell your doctor you think you have a reversed sleep cycle without sounding like a “my eyes change colors when i’m sad” guy

goodmorning and goodnight

holy shit gay anime that isn’t weird??? do you know how long i’ve been waiting for this

the store wouldn’t let my mom buy dayquil without an id but she can buy the 10% alcohol nyquil without one

god i fucking love cold medicine

excuse me?

oh god why am i like this

is weed considered a performance enhancing drug in eating competitions

why mh symptoms seem be contagious to the people you’re closest with like wtf is that

pookie why are you mad at me for bringing ur nic to the car when you almost left without it? you’re mad at me for making sure you didn’t rawdog work???

i may have emotional mood swings

four hours of sleep n i’m gonna go pickup facebook marketplace furniture from two towns over let’s go

i have so much lore but it’s actually just trauma so i can’t tell stories without killing the vibe yknow

liking all the posts of the 5 moots posting rn

employment status: accepting side quests

i really need to do this assignment but..

fnaf five at freddie’s oh my god

everytime i open this app yall are basically fucking on the tl, what happened