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Radley Metzger's FLUBBER

Lars Von Trier's POLLYANNA

Russ Meyer’s Little Women

Adam Curtis’s Miracle on 34th Street

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social 😑 www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/02/20/u...

[sung to the tune of Deidre’s A Slag by The Toy Dolls] 🎶 Everybody sing... E-lon’s a slug Slug slug slug E-lon’s a slag Big ugly slug Yeh E-lon’s a slug 🎶

werner herzog’s airbud.

Todd Solondz' THE PARENT TRAP

Your Mother Loves Shrimping It's 6:00AM

Meta laid off 3,600 employees last week, largely women, Blacks, Hispanics and other minorities. The savings from these firings were paid in huge bonuses to the senior-most management echelon. Of course major US media concluded this is not reportable news. fortune.com/2025/02/21/m...

Eli Roth’s Bambi

Nutlick. Many people are saying this.

It's molting season!

MegaJesus vs Godzilla

Zach Synder’s Pride and Prejudice

Hello! Things remain very tight due to an unexpected and significant dental expense, so I'm putting this out here again because I could use a hand. Anything at all helps so much and is very appreciated, even a boost. I hate to keep posting this. Thank you very much to any who've helped!

Trump is looking bad because Biden deported more people in the same period of time he has. He thinks a new director is the answer. It’s not. He’s finding out about logistics. That, and he’s fucking stupid. apple.news/APNPTPv3LTou...

I can’t stop staring at this

There’s gonna be so much N-word slinging, this may pick up an X rating.

Fun fact: Today is my 666th day on Bluesky. I've been having a devilishly good time since I've been here. To celebrate this sinister accomplishment, I have made a donation to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Here's to the next 666 days! www.au.org

day 105 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

David Lynch's Snow White

Bitteroclock Crochets These Amazing 'Pale Man Hats' Inspired by Pan's Labyrinth: 👉 https://buff.ly/3aE9w7u #crochet #cosplay #PansLabyrinth #handmade

Quentin Tarantino’s Song of the South

Leni Riefenstahl’s Air Bud

Are you part of a company which has come under pressure to advertise on Twitter with the onset of the new Trump/Musk regime? Please contact me with confidential information at joshtpm dot 99 on Signal or via encrypted email at joshtpm at protonmail dot com.

Better not call it a “vaccine” or it might not get approved. Maybe market it as a recreational drug.

It is with great sadness that I must report that my debut at Ticketstock must wait for another year (I have a midday appointment with some premium trim). Many thanks in advance for your understanding in these tryin’ times.

“The media is toxic! But don’t despair — there’s an answer. It’s Uncle Donald’s Media Detox Pills! They’re on sale now at FBI dot gov!”

Dark Day Anniversary 🌑

We have the death penalty and still have drug dealers.

Look at him trying to bully Maine by stating he'll block funding PAID BY TAXPAYERS over ONE TRANS CHILD. This A🍊sshole thinks he's the law. He's not the constitution. STATES RIGHTS LAWSUIT. cc @ltgovstratton.illinois.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social

Ugh

The cars keep lurching to the far right.

she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this