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The grumpiness continues until there is enough coffee. Or the US Electoral College is circumvented. Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
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Everyone is sad, angry and scared. I get it. Me too. Democracy thrives on our resilience. Staying in the fight is crucial, but let’s not forget the most important person in this equation: YOU!Self-care isn’t a luxury, it’s a necessity. We need to rest to be well-equipped to keep marching forward.

Wife responded to Elon’s email even though she’s not a federal employee.

Hating fascists is patriotic.🇺🇸

lol the AfD, the far-right party boosted by vance and musk, did not win and will be shut out of power in the coalition govt — so now trump is claiming the mantle of the “conservative party” (which does not mean what he thinks it means) as a big win for him

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People in the US, you're so beaten down and checked out you don't realize how much power you have. Violence isn't necessary. Guns are for the weak. All you have to do is resist. Stop working for shetty companies. Stop buying shetty products you don't need. Organize. Demand more from business owners.

Look, all I want is to chill out, post thirst traps and maybe buy some new shoes, ok? Can all y'all incel Nazis just get on your rocket ships to Mars and set up your colony so you can play with each others buttholes already?

This is what a leader looks like 🔥🔥 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Geroyam Slava 🇺🇦 #SheShed

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

Keep at it

Elon, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota. But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies

Yesterday domestic terrorists attempted to intimidate me and Michael Fanone (imagine that 🙄) Longer video coming soon. Heading back out to go inspire and get in good trouble. 🫶🏽✌🏽

Our German supporters made us realize we made a mistake, and we want to acknowledge it. Germany, you’re in our thoughts. While we’re relieved that AfD was defeated, we understand this is not a moment for celebration. There is still much work ahead, and we stand in solidarity with you.

Not asking much… Make America Normal Again

I’ve been targeted for death in a bomb threat received at the Principles First Summit where I spoke today. To be clear, I’ve been threatened by far more capable people during my career. It won’t stop my advocacy for democracy and the Constitution: x.com/Acosta/statu...

Many are asking what should we do now? “We use our power, organize, mobilize, educate…the American story will not be written by who occupies the White House or by the wealthiest among us…it will be written by you, by ‘we the people.’” -fmr VP Kamala Harris receiving the NAACP Chairman’s Award.

“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.” Beyond parody.

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

They want us to be afraid. They want us to hesitate. They want us to fear their next move. Fuck that shit. We are just getting started fighting.

I am proud that my law firm is currently litigation 48 voting and election cases in 18 states.

Obama knew

This is really smart by @sanders.senate.gov Go to republican districts and push voters to pressure their republican reps. www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

Congrats to @bsky.app and all the users and team that make it unique ! 32m users is real !

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Germans send their greetings to Elon Musk after the election 🤣 www.tiktok.com/@steffunnyie...

There are a lot more MAGA on here Fuckers

Future generations of historians will spend lifetimes dissecting the brazen treachery of this spray-tanned shit geyser and his army of traitors.

You fucked up by not making her President, America.

Check out MAGA farmers who are surprised that the leopards are eating their face. From @rolandsmartin.bsky.social https://youtu.be/W1ZrYYgOM-U?si=N4waQUfBeAUe5I-J

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

Content I'm here for. Thank you Senator. Wish more of ya got fierce.

So I won US election but lost German. Plusses. Minuses.

🗣️WATCH: “Pull your head up. We got this. We are in this together.” @tequilamjohnson.bsky.social gets a standing ovation in rural Tennessee as she points to the resilience of Black folks throughout history to say Trump is not a hurdle that 🇺🇸 can’t overcome.

this is how the GOP got the foothold they needed to do what they're doing now — they started small, and understood that even the most backward school boards have a shocking amount of power

Apparently, it's the retired Germans we should be grateful to.

This Black woman is a brilliant journalist, and a fearless outspoken critic of the MAGA cult. I will miss her and hope to see her in a new role on some network. 💙🇺🇸 JOY REID @joy.msnbc.com @joyannreid.bsky.social #DemVoice1 #FightBack #ProudBlue

Oh this won't age well for him.

Nobody who pays as much for sex as these dorks should be judging anyone's efficiency.

@newsjennifer.bsky.social on the gripping and impactful DOGE reporting by local news outlets: "It would be both ironic and so very American if the rich and powerful oligarchs were finally stopped by the underfunded newsrooms and working-class reporters." jenniferschulze.substack.com/p/local-news...

The Secretary of Defense goes on tv to explain he is preparing to have the military break the law.

Himes: "It just looks like an episode of The Sopranos. 'Give us your minerals or we're not gonna help you fight a bloody butcher.' I mean, is this really we want the greatest country in history to be known for -- some mafia thing? ... this president is standing with the bad guy"

What city are you rallying for Ukraine in? Is it today or tomorrow? We’ve already seen some photos with blue and yellow in them under the post below. Let’s see some more💙💛