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caffiendmonster.bsky.social
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
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i keep trying to debut this bunny boy oc, baxter, but @caffiendmonster.bsky.social's skye has been keeping him... busy. i don't think he minds :3 #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #muscleart

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Introducing one of the many imps that works for the Grimm Brothers Confectionarium; Tesmen the test imp! 😈🔥 She is jointly owned with my good friend @caffiendmonster.bsky.social #broadswordsart🐐

Commission for @broadsword.bsky.social of their gremlin girl smooshing her oversized boyo's cheeks #nsfw #nsfwart #hyperfat

Standard commission for GhoulishPagan (FA)

who's milking who here??? (everyone say thankyous to @boxgoat.bsky.social for all the coloring and background work again orz)

Whuff

Hey US-based artists, our government is preparing an executive order on AI & asking for public comment. Let's get some letters in (AI corps sure are)! You must submit by 11:59 EST tonight!! I made a sample letter with submission instructions. Copy mine & augment, or write your own! bit.ly/429UIIw

(vore humor) Sorry to disappoint.

And another boyo goes 'BWOMPH' with a few dosages of slosh and 'glourp!'. SKETCH COM for Juju #macromarch #hyperfur #musclegrowth #latex

UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...

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what’s up doc?

diet's going great

Jus a raccoon with a lil bit of that tanuki side showing up at in opportune times. He may need some help taming that nuki side...

Uh oh Burr has spotted you For @caffiendmonster.bsky.social

Hopefully this goes without saying but if you're super right wing or conservative or anti porn or some annoying puritan, don't interact with me. We're not going to get along. Save us both the trouble.

You have to remember to write a character for your character. If it's your intention they're just a kink repository that's fine, but even an intentionally loathsome character personality is going to be more engaging to me than none. Even if i don't ultimately end up fucking with them, I'm looking.

As much as I enjoy hyper a good deal, sometimes it really does add more to a character than them just being "really big", and this is coming from someone who has no limits on how absurd he can like anatomy. Anyone can arbitrarily be endlessly infinitely big, but what does it -mean-?

new favorite kink dynamic

not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

People calling tame sexuality in media "goonerbait" and "degenerate" is akin to those 1800s pastors who discouraged adding spices to food because it "leads to masturbation" Like im sorry, its the same shit

THE REAL HONEST TRUTH BEHIND WHY I DON'T LIKE DOING HUGE MUSCLE COMMISSIONS IS 100000% THIS. I try REALLY hard at anatomy. It's a balancing puzzle and you're asking me to scoot it all a little to the left. It rarely has ANYTHING to do with "ew that's too big and your'e gross for liking it"

Brughhhh he's speaking the truth, sometimes it's best to focus on letting a pose sing than going as huge as possible. It's why it costs more for me to draw bigger cause it really is a balancing act that takes much more time.

I drew this giant naked donkey with a huge schlong for no real reason. #NSFW #furry #bara #Hyper

FROG WIFE DRANK THE WH-WH-WHAT?! (Created in March 2023!!)

Silence will mean death. Will Americans speak up? Will they FIGHT for the lives of others? Part of me wants to believe they will but a bigger part of me looks at the recent elections & thinks most Americans will be cheering for the deaths of people like myself. Gavin Newsom, we're looking at YOU.

Thinkin’ ‘bout… Funny Bear Burger

Great big fuzzy huffy Drake~

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

Two napkin doodle comms! #hyper

finally going to have art of this idiot to post and its not even the stuff i teased forever ago.. i'll finish the rest one day #wip

Gotta find another US city to move to. I should start looking for roommate candidates

you've gotta hand it to her, she really knows what she wants! (monthly sketch reward for a patron!)

Oops some mega inflaties~ For @tkashi91.bsky.social

Yesterday I learned who Derek Savage is and his whole history and there were so many moments you could have convinced me the man was a Tim & Eric bit.

For those who ever thought “Ruxandra doesn’t look tough, I could take her!” No you can’t! 😨 Art by @galactabee.bsky.social

Do you love full Hellhound moons~? 🐺🍑💦😍