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caffienekitty.bsky.social
she/her/dude, ace/aro of some sort. Wear a mask, get vaccinated, be kind, trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, living on unceeded First Nations land, ban guns, LGBTQIA2+ positive. https://ko-fi.com/caffienekitty
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HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.

Human, do you ever take pictures of the other cat? #catsofbluesky #cats #cat #caturday

With the holiday coming, a reminder Easter lilies are toxic to our kitties! 🙀 #catsofbluesky #caturday

Being human is the only requirement for human rights. There is no disability, diagnosis, gender, sexuality, race, ethnicity, age, criminal record, religion, country of origin, etc that disqualifies a person.

just a periodic reminder that blocking people you haven't interacted with yet, but who are acting up in someone else's mentions or posting unhinged freak takes with sincerity, is both fun and cool

I have eaten The extra mild Old El Paso Fajita kit I got in the UK Forgive me I added Hot sauce It needed it

I encourage everyone to show up to my funeral and make up any backstory they like.

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

No. We are not living beyond our means. We have simply been denied the means to live.

It's never about the science. It's always about having a legal basis for your fear and hatred of other people.

Looks like the evidence for this weird chemical abundance in an exoplanet atmosphere has gotten stronger with new JWST data: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/s... Is it really a sign of life? That’s still not clear; lots of analysis left to do. But it’ll be interesting to see how it all pans out! 🧪 🔭

Also it is REALLY key that Rowling is very much alive and is spending all her time and vast sums of money trying to oppress trans people during a massive global right-wing power grab: this does make her *worse* than other problematic authors, in my opinion.

A person’s worth is not based on their ability to work and pay taxes. A person’s worth is not based on their ability to produce art. A person’s worth is not based on ability to live independently. 🧵

🧠 Be a sentient raccoon. 🦹 Obey the urge to do crime. 🗑️ Eat trash to gain power. 💎 Collect Shiny for your evergrowing Horde. 🦝 Live that best trash panda life! 🎲 Fast playing Motif d6 system. 👇 Start your quest of chaos today! www.drivethrurpg.com... #TTRPG #IndieGame

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"

Client’s return is done. Do the outtake. Client has more stuff to add. Says that’s all of it. Redo the return. Do the outtake. Client has more stuff to add. Say to send it in, I’ll redo it again. Finish call. Made sure call is disconnected. Scream.

It seems Tesla is detecting vehicles that may have problems, and artificially running their odometers faster so the warranty expires before they have to do any service Just incredible grift

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.” “Why?” asked Frog. “I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

I'm recruiting acts for a PAID science comedy show on the 1st July. Looking for active researchers who have done something like @scienceshowoff.bsky.social , Bright Club, The Know Show etc before. 10 minute sets.

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

Set phasers to creamy nougat center

Here's the replay, pitcher awareness level: Zero

Write “What I really need right now is” and let predictive text fill in the rest. “What I really need right now is a list of the best ways to make your own version of a simple quantum tunneling jump rope.” Hm! 😳

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TUNNEL HEIST THIS IS (NOT) A DRILL

Why is YouTube showing the videos on the ‘bunch of videos’ pages so huge? There used to be 5 videos across the screen, now there’s 3. Did I mess something up? How do I fix it? This is annoying as fuck. Eh. Gonna go either log back into work or go sleep. I’ll fix it in May or w/e. Pain in the ass.😠

We have a fun game at the shop: when someone effs up a batch and it's still tasty, we go ahead and list it in Clearance so it can still be enjoyed! You save 20% AND help us clear out goofs while also minimizing waste of good leaf! 5 happy accidents just dropped: www.fridaytea.com/collections/...

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Spice at the ready with an alibi. Saffron completely unfazed for being the reason it’s needed. #cats #BlueskyCats #CatsofBluesky

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

Spent the afternoon doing simple bird drawings for engraving. Would a Canada Goose engraved on a Zippo with the words BURN SOME BRIDGES be considered inciting violence? Asking for someone who has a few more US appearances left this year.

Please consider voting for the rather fabulous Effin Birds for a Weird Webby Award: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

I am once again begging people to realize that the law is words on paper and is not self executing. "That's illegal" is not and has never been synonymous with "that's impossible" or "that can't be done." "That's illegal" means "you might get in trouble for that depending on who you are."

Loved this story about drag queen news updates about the #txlege that I heard on @kutnews.bsky.social this morning. www.kut.org/austin/2025-...

This is a painting. Not a photo. A PAINTING. 😱

Having one of those "I love my friends" days. 🥰 When people you already think are awesome say something that makes you go 🥹 'How did I get to be friends with somebody that good??'

"I will no longer be able to continue teaching." Hyeongseon Jeon, an assistant professor at the University of Houston, said he had his foreign visa unexpectedly terminated and now must return to Korea immediately. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

I knew it. I KNEW IT.

@aclum.bsky.social @umasspress.bsky.social Governor Maura Healey- Is this what you call a legal arrest???

I'm making a character keeper using Google Sheets for Dungeon Bound and I'm adding a bunch of links to @keeper.farirpgs.com that will automatically roll dice depending on what URL you pass to the app. Go to /dice?roll=d6 and it will roll 1d6! Go to /dice?roll=d6,d6 and it will roll 2d6! Fun no?

I am broke as hell and never have an occasion to wear Nice T-shirts, but I kind of want all of these? Or as mugs. I can use mugs. Still too broke though. 😞