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Sex robot designers trying to make sex robots look like realistic humans is a classic example of companies not understanding their audience. Give me a robot-looking ass android mecha and make it fuck. Ain't nobody need uncanny valley crawling in their bed at night when robots are already cool.

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Y'all literally can't come close to these numbers.

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These Grindr DMs are getting more aggressive by the day.

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The ducks at the park You can take them home with you Waxing feathers fall

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Crooked projectors give me the ick.

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Picked up some new followers for my opinions on how to make bread pudding, so decided to post this to see who really wants to stay.

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I always have to read back through my old posts whenever I'm about to post something because apparently I only have like 3 original ideas.

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Let it be known that I am one failure of a public service from going full prepper at any given time.

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Warming up those beans. 🐾🔥

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Sorry Bri Bri, my AI has spoken too.

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"I sure hope I don't immediately fuck up my wire cutters with this." Immediately fucks up his wire cutters with this

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I love a worker's strike. I don't care if it's life-changing or petty, you got my full support. Striking for better pay? Get it girl. Striking because they're making you wear a dumb shirt? You doin it right.

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In case anyone wants a sticker, I finally got an idea out of my head and into reality: t.me/addstickers/...

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google how to find crows how to find ravens and crows to feed what food do crows like hey google where are the crows

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It's almost like the fact that I don't feel like working today doesn't matter to my employer at ALL.

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Whoever decided that pressing "volume down" on your phone should immediately play whatever video is on your screen at the time has never been in public. Down means I don't want someone hearing the porn on the screen.

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It's so fun seeing exclusive bottoms with huge cocks. It's like seeing a bird who owns a car. Like, whatcha gonna do with that, lil guy?

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"Idk if I can bottom tonight.", lied the bottom.

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Remember rule one of any orgy: 1: DON'T MAKE THE AFABS UNCOMFORTABLE

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Do you think "Jinglehorse" is a slur against Reindeer in the North Pole?

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I'm so glad my new camera app lets me take Raw photos. I was getting really tired of putting a condom on my phone every time I wanted to take a picture.

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Remember: One man's "Eugh" is another man's "Hnng".

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Looking to start doing some strength training again. What's the best muscle group to isolate in order to pick someone up with one hand and press them against a wall while saying in a deep, metallic voice "Your insolence will cost you, this time."

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My love language is sending furry porn to friends and saying "Lol this you".

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New business idea: Sex work except it's me listening to nerds' restrictive interests and personal projects. And I listen and provide pertinent questions in response.

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They hate me because they could never Bee̶ Mo̶v̶i̶e

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The perfect first date is me holding a beer bong and shouting "CHUG! CHUG!" but instead of your mouth it's your butt and instead of beer it's J-lube.

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ALl cats are beautiful.

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This essay presupposes that the boys were already in the yard, and that the Milkshake's effects were, at most, circumstantial.

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Inside me there are two wolves Please help me The wolves They are inside me

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Why yes Doordash, I did in fact want tangerine chicken delivered to me at 9PM. Thank you for thinking of me.

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Nothing will ever match the utter shock my cats experience when sprinting into the bathroom with me as I'm closing the door, only to discover they are, in fact, now locked in the bathroom too.

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As a cis man the closest thing I'll get to dysmorphia is wanting to pay for things at the store with my watch but knowing I'll look like a dick if I pay for things at the store with my watch.

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New idea: 1: Get a VC to fund a company that manufactures the CyberGuillotine, world's first AI powered Guillotine 2: Go public with the company, pump the stock 3: Manufacture thousands of guillotines, send them to town squares across the globe 4: Invite the billionaires to the ribbon cutting

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How are y'all staying in the hotel but you're still smelly? I take like 11 showers a day at the con. Stay edible, friends.

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The strongest urge for any gay man: an oversized and expensive smoothie.

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I'm such a little princess with my network-wide adblocking at home that I forget how friggin terrible the Internet is without it. How do y'all manage?

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As one person who lives in a suburb to everyone else: What exactly are you leaf blowing? How dirty is your lawn it needs to be blown 24/7? How about you bitches buy a rake.

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🎵 Gimme the meat, boys 🎵 🎵 And breed my hole 🎵 🎵 I wanna suck cocks 🎵 🎵 On the radio 🎵 🎵 And drift away... 🎵 🎵 And drift a-way... 🎵 - Dobie Gray, 1973

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